72be9543-s
In a country where a lot of people live at home until they get married, it can be hard for couples to get a little private time. Luckily, Japan has solved this lovers’ dilemma with the love hotel, a place where you can get a room for a couple of hours of sexy times. And not just any room! Love hotels are famous for their crazy themed rooms and over-the-top decor.

Some brilliant person at the Vipper Housoku message board here in Japan started a thread asking people to post pictures from love hotels, and we’ve collected the best of them for you here! Don’t worry, they are all totally safe for work, just utterly mind-boggling.

Cute or creepy? You be the judge.

Cute or creepy? You be the judge.

Nothing says lets get down and dirty like lots of pink.

Nothing says “let’s get down and dirty” like lots of pink.

A room to release your inner animal.

A room to release your inner animal.

Who wouldn't want a hotel room with a water slide?! An idiot, that's who.

Who wouldn’t want a hotel room with a water slide?! An idiot, that’s who.

For, ahem, large groups?

For, ahem, large groups?

"I'll be Captain Kirk, you be the sexy alien."

“I’ll be Captain Kirk, you be the sexy alien.”

Scrub a dub dub, time for love in the tub.

Scrub a dub dub, time for love in the tub.

I don't even know what's going on here. Isn't that a scale next to the bed...?

I don’t even know what’s going on here. Isn’t that a scale next to the bed and a piano in the back…?

If you've ever wanted to have sex in a library...

If you’ve ever wanted to have sex in a library…

Those handy ceiling ropes are in case of earthquakes, right?

Those handy ceiling ropes are in case of earthquakes, right?

Take a good look at that X.

Take a good look at that X.

Saturday Night Fever, indeed.

Saturday Night Fever, indeed.

Nothing says sexy like Christmas.

Nothing says sexy like Christmas.

Hello Kitty is watching you do it.

Hello Kitty is watching you do it.

Like camping, but better.

Like camping, but better.

Like snorkeling, but better.

Like snorkeling, but better!

"Do you smell smoke?"

“Do you smell smoke?”

126e2929

Furnace, shower of bathysphere?

What the-?

What the-?

Don't tell me you've never thought about it.

Don’t tell me you’ve never thought about it.

Ditto.

Ditto.

Oh, Japan, never stop being so fabulously weird.

Source and images: Vippers