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He was a good man; a perverted man; a man who liked games in which female characters’ unfeasibly large breasts bounce around with every tiny movement of their body, and clothes dissolve into pixel dust with every well-timed button press or click. Today, ladies and gentlemen, we mourn an ero-gamer.

This jocular tweet, simply titled “ero gema no matsuro” (fate of an erotic gamer), was uploaded by Japanese Twitter user @kstmk2 this past weekend, where it was promptly shared thousands of times as ero-game fans all over Japan agreed that not only could this be the end result of playing too many titillating titles in too short a space of time, but very likely how their owner would prefer to go.

The photo shows what appears to be a startlingly large collection of saucy software, with school uniforms, breasts and panties as far as the eye can see. We can’t even begin to imagine how long it took to amass such a stock of titles.

▼Sleep well, perverted prince!

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If any of my friends are reading this, I don’t mind which of my personal possessions you lay me to rest with, just do me a favour and smash my computer hard disk to bits before my heartbroken family decide to pass my laptop on to one of my cousins.

Source: My Game News Flash (Japanese)