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Mushrooms are funny things. There’s colourful mushrooms,  luminous mushrooms, fairy circles of mushrooms, poisonous mushrooms, and the infamous magic mushrooms. But I ain’t never seen a mushroom like this before…

This specimen was found floating around a Chinese message board. We thought it was too good to stay hidden and it looks like it’s just begging to be shared, so here you go.

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This isn’t one of those Jesus-in-the-toast situations where you have to squint and stand on your head to see it. Nope, there’s no debating this one – it’s an arse.

Sitting there proudly, baring itself to the sun without shame, a perfectly formed, rotund pair of buttocks. It looks so soft and unblemished and… edible?!

Isn’t nature miraculous?

Image: tt.mop.com (Chinese)
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