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Depending on where in the world you live, adult movies could be anywhere from freely available to buy in their uncensored forms to banned completely. In Japan, naughty movies are, as we’ve seen, in plentiful supply, but most are subject to heavy censoring, with genitalia either blurred out or pixellated over; an effect referred to in the business as “mosaic” (or so I’m told…).

So when Apple recently rolled out its newest smartphone operating system, which features a visual design that, on certain screens, makes parts of background images look like they’re behind a layer of frosted glass, the first words that sprang into minds of many young Japanese were “porn mosaic”. Barely minutes after iOS 7 had been rolled out, cheeky photos began cropping up on Facebook and Twitter showing how, to quote one user, it is “the most erotic operating system ever.”

Mildly titillating and possibly NSFW images after the jump.

Pixelization in Japanese adult movies has been toned down significantly in recent years, to the point that many have begun to wonder whether it is really necessary at all. Not wanting to subject you, our dear reader, to graphic images while you’re at work/on a coffee break/innocently eating a banana, here’s a home-made example of how “mosaics” work in Japan.

▼ Original naughty scene from Two Dudes, One Cake.

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▼ Censored version.

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A little bit of blurring or not, it’s clear to pretty much anyone that these two handsome studs are having a jolly good time. Nevertheless, those pesky mosaics just refuse to go away completely, and whenever an image flashes up on a TV or computer screen with strategically pixellated areas and an abundance of flesh, most Japanese know precisely what they’re looking at, and to them Apple’s iOS 7’s visual design just screams “adult movie”.

Here are some of the Japanese Twitter community’s best efforts so far:

No stranger to our pages, it’s Omocoro’s very own Yoppy! Ooh lala!

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Photo: yoppymodel

▼ Then we get a little more risqué.

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Photo: LazyHeidi

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Photo: hinatanu

▼ And of course the inevitable hentai-esque pics came out to play.

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Photo: peroperoairu

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Photo: peroperoairu

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Photo: Shotaro

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Photo: sibayayoi

Thankfully though, this porn effect doesn’t transfer if you’re like me and use a photo of your cat as your iPhone wallpaper.

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Sorry, Apple, but your sexy new OS may have fallen into the wrong hands…

Source: Netorabo (Japanese)