We now interrupt our regular stream of parliamentary coverage to bring word of a troubling development among cats in Japan. Although it has occurred before, in recent months there has been a trend among cats to sit in positions unbecoming the felis catus species.
Either that or recently there is a trend among cat owners to post pictures of them sitting strangely on Twitter. Whatever the case, it’s here and it’s happening, so get an eyeful of all this late-breaking cuteness. Your life may depend on it.
The first wave of strange sitting cats break with convention by spreading their front paws outside of their hind legs rather than the reverse situation that we’re accustomed to.
https://twitter.com/_neko_hokuro_/status/571893047459377152座り方変じゃない? pic.twitter.com/4XkHyhEt2F
— 健 (@bnr7403) March 16, 2015
猫らしい座り方して 笑 pic.twitter.com/x0XEdxoK6Y
— こーへい (@nyan25457793) February 9, 2015
https://twitter.com/nekogazou/status/577851191075323904変な座り方でごはんを要求。。
— たこへー (@takohei777) March 20, 2015
She's demanding a meal with a weird pose. 😸😅 pic.twitter.com/1j3J5buFIr
うちの猫、座り方おかしいんだけど。 pic.twitter.com/NawHXJWOlq
— 里緒@祝マンキン再アニメ化! (@rio_v3k) January 9, 2015
Combined with just the right kind of vacant stare, the effect can be very unsettling while trying to enjoy some television.
うちの猫の座り方がなんかおかしい pic.twitter.com/GLtca3efAe
— オモロイぶたまん (@zero1mugen) March 12, 2015
And then there are some cats that just can’t quite get it.
座り方がおかしい猫。(顔もおかしい) pic.twitter.com/zjwwqzLIPM
— 寿 次郎@日常 (@jirokotobuki1) March 12, 2015
A lot of the photos posted just appear to catch a cat mid-cleaning session to make it look like they’re lounging extra hard.
おっさんのような座り方をする猫 pic.twitter.com/vzhqlXApw1
— 猫好きN (@ny09090) March 16, 2015
なんか、座り方が…
— iyo-yoyo. (@hakuouki0407) February 10, 2015
猫はこーゆうものなのか?? pic.twitter.com/p4i3YmiuSe
猫の日だよすずちゃんって言ったら気合い入れてくれたけどその座り方はどうかと思うよ pic.twitter.com/2Oyf87F7RO
— 🦁🐍紫音📷⚰️ (@ka_shion_wr) February 22, 2015
https://twitter.com/Bacchi25/status/569481321430388736むちゃ可愛い座り方して毛布もみもみしてた。猫ってあざとい…! pic.twitter.com/1UmrL8Kg5G
— 🦩🐊☀️🕷 (@dickybird0000) March 22, 2015
One breed of cat well-known for such sitting antics is the Scottish Fold. This is partly because they have a genetic condition which causes weaker cartilage, hence the floppy ears. Although this makes them extremely cute, it can also lead to other bone and joint problems, so make you to get your cats examined regularly! Especially if you find them sitting like these guys.
https://twitter.com/Marietmonchat91/status/568748097733398528今友人夫婦宅にお邪魔してるんだけど猫ちゃんの座り方のデフォがコレで…( ☉ω☉) pic.twitter.com/9NzytfYKTr
— 音中さわき (@otonakasawaki) February 21, 2015
▼ “O-ho!”
どっちかといえば…
— どんぐり (@akihimatandon11) February 21, 2015
スコ座りよりオネエ座りが得意です。
おほっ(๑•m•๑)♡ pic.twitter.com/YXwdy6Asvq
スコ座りしてた。 pic.twitter.com/cUzTBqVxP5
— すえ (@Suepiyo_g026) March 7, 2015
毎回うちの猫の座り方見て笑う。 pic.twitter.com/Fsj57cMLom
— れおん (@0417reon) January 19, 2015
うちの猫が完全におっさんみたいな座り方していやがる pic.twitter.com/KyTsu2Ydze
— Yuta (@yura_pluie) March 9, 2015
▼ This big guy looks like he lost all his bones.
右の猫の座り方をスコ座りというらしい
— -ももは- (@yongi_m4) February 28, 2015
スコティッシュフォールドの特徴 pic.twitter.com/c2kuUXxWjy
And finally, we have the cats that have legs and know how to use them. When the camera is on they just soak it in and vogue!
https://twitter.com/kbm_1001/status/575665258007654400 https://twitter.com/ikimiwaaa_221/status/571275996512415747イイ女の座り方をする猫♪ pic.twitter.com/ZOjquuF5cL
— さるのつぼ♡ (@saru_no_tsubo) March 2, 2015
▼ A little Vaseline on the lens can do wonders during a photo shoot.
https://twitter.com/mayotyan15sai/status/568680914751848448 https://twitter.com/nekoarua/status/580582369763131392Experts are uncertain why cats in Japan have taken to these new positions, because they’re too busy going “d’awwww,” but we’ll keep you updated if further information comes to light. We’ll now return to our coverage of negotiations between the Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank and Asian Development Bank.
Source: Twitter, Naver Matome (Japanese)
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