Now all you need is an intravenous drip, catheter and bed pan…
On 7 February, a new day of sloth dawned with the issue of Thanko’s new upside-down laptop desk, aptly named Aomuke Gorone Desk (“Napping Face Up Desk”) for 7,980 yen (US$86).
Improving on the desktop of previous model Gorone Desk, this one can be used in comfort upside-down, lying on your back.
Inside the desktop are two fans which help to cool down your poor flipped-out laptop, which otherwise would be overheating from the shock.
Don’t worry, your baby is kept cool and held firmly in place with a sturdy band and hooks. You can even fix other things into it that you might want to look at upside down, like magazines or… um, kittens, anyone? And there’s more! It can even be used right-side up.
Don’t adjust your posture to your laptop… make the laptop come to you.
Easy and discreet, for all your favourite explicit video watching! And with the laptop just inches from your face, you can open your eyes each morning and get straight back to that important Facebook-ing!
Beware, this desk monster will stop at nothing short of total world domination.
Source: My Navi News