
Looking for a new app to pass the time? Why not give Hag of the one million-year-old a try! Tap the screen and work your magic to get the hideous old hag back to her apparently stunning good looks (unconfirmed) of yesteryear.
As the English description of the app helpfully tells us: “Hag of the one million-year-old” is a hag training game with 3D graphics.”
This game features the unlikely character of a one-million-year-old woman. Your aim is to recover her youth and turn back time on this former Miss Universe. Put her through special training to erase those wrinkles etched through millions of years on this earth and get her back to her heyday 999,988 years prior. It’s a basic backwards life simulation that has you interacting via taps and flicks to make the age counter on the screen drop. When you get her down to certain levels she’ll transform, gradually getting her youth back bit by bit.
▼ What’s wrong with her how she is now?!
Menu System
The tabs along the top, from left to right, are: Room, Training, Pictorial Book, Other.
Here it’s on the Training tab, and we can see three options: muscle training, beauty, and independent training.
▼ Those are some mean guns.
Gameplay
On the Room screen you can use taps and clicks to make her do actions such as push ups, and these will decrease her age counter.
The three training options on the ‘training’ screen will turn back time faster than the actions available on the room screen.
If you choose ‘independent’ training on the Training screen it’ll automatically decrease the age counter with the passing of time without you having to do anything so strenuous as moving your fingers around.
Pretty simple really!
▼ Granny lifts weights like a boss.
Once you reach certain ages the old hag’s appearance will change. Check each completed level in the Pictorial Book to see her growing beauty…maybe?
▼ Those silhouettes have me curious as to just what this superhumanly strong, silver-haired old lady was like in her prime.
The app is available free for Android from the Google Play store or for iOS from the iTunes store. There’s an original Japanese language version, as well as a suitably bad English translation.
It’s a very simple game and concept, but it could be good for a few laughs! And to be honest, I’m curious to see what kind of a beauty the old hag was back in the day…
Source: Hachima Kikou
Head Image: Google Play Store






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