Writing for RocketNews24, we get to see some unusual stuff nearly every day. The Internet, in all its infinite wisdom and fluffy kittens, can get pretty weird sometimes, as you are all probably very well aware. And that’s fine! When you’re tapping into the collective consciousness of the whole globe, you should expect to find the unexpected. But sometimes you really hit the wacky gold. Like this cartoon of Doraemon mashed together with Dragon Ball, complete with strained voice acting, over-the-top sound effects, and the most painful battles we’ve ever seen. It’s…look, you should just go ahead and click to read more now.
We’ve captured all of the panels as presented in the video, which was originally posted to YouTube in 2008, and provided translations below, so you can read it if you’re at work or not sure about some of the Japanese. Either way, be sure to watch the actual video (at the bottom) as soon as you can–the sound adds a whole other dimension of crazy to the proceedings. You definitely won’t need acid to go on this trip!
▼”Gian, wait. If we’re going to fight, let’s do it without Doraemon here.”
▼”Hunh? You’re a real go-getter. Glad to hear you wanna give it a shot!”
↑Gian
▼”Grrrr!”
↑Gian
▼Thud!
▼FWOOOSH!
▼↑Gian
▼POW!
▼BAM!
▼Woosh!
▼Pow! Pow! Pow!
Woooooosh!
▼WHACK!
“What’s the matter, Nobita?”
▼”Is this too much for you?”
↑Gian
▼BOOM!
▼Pow! Smack! Boom!
▼”How about that? Don’t try to stand up to me again!”
▼”WAIT! I’m not defeated yet!”
▼”What the hell? You saying you wanna get punched some more?”
“What? We’ll see who wins and loses now!”
▼CRACK!
▼”Gasp, gasp! Have you learned your lesson now?
It doesn’t matter how many times you try.
Okay, Nobita? Give up this foolishness! You idiot!”
▼”Stop this foolishness, Nobita!”
GRAB!
▼”If I can’t beat you on my own…”
▼”Doraemon will…Doraemon will never feel safe…”
▼”And he’ll never be able to go home!”
▼”That’s got nothing to do with me!”
WHAM!
▼”Owwww! That hurts! I’m sorry! I lose! I’m sorry, okay?!”
▼”Nobita!!”
▼Did you see, Doraemon? I beat Gian on my own!”
↑Nobita
▼GRAB!
▼”Doraemon, you can go back to your future country
without having to worrying about me anymore, right?
↑Nobita
▼”Hehe!” [Laughing like a cat]
▼VWOOOSH!
↑Nobita
▼”If you can handle this, then it’ll all be settled!”
▼”Do…Dorae…!!!”
↑Nobita
▼BEEEEEEEEEE!
▼FWOOM!!
▼”Doraemon, you jerk, you…you really did it now.”
▼POOF!
“Sewashi!!!”
▼”Good bye!”
“Yeaaaa! Eeeeeeend!”
Well, that was…um…”unique” might be the best word to use here. Though it’s not quite Gary Busey yelling at a potted fern, it’s certainly very…different. The video, which you can watch below, has over eight million views on YouTube, an impressive number even if it is almost 6 years old!
Poor Sewashi!
Join us next time for another round of Ruining Your Youth with a Little Mermaid/Deadliest Catch mash-up. Aeriel’s back for Ursala’s head…and she brought back up!
Source/Images: YouTube
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