The internet is home to thousands of thousands of tests and quizzes each promising everything from your IQ to the Glee character that most resembles you. Now we bring you a new test that really kinda probably doesn’t work, but it’s fun to try.
Using just a pen and paper you can get a snapshot of your current mental state. But to get a super-duper accurate reading you CANNOT scroll down to until you complete each step, OK?
1
Once you have your tools draw six boxes like in the picture. After that, draw each shape or line as shown.
2
Based on each shape in each box, make a little doodle. Don’t think too hard about it, just whatever pops into your head.
3
Based on each doodle, write an adjective that best describes it. It can be other word forms (like sleeping) or phrases (like in deep trouble) as long as they describe something.
4
Finally write these words: lover, sex, life, me, work, and family after each adjective. The words should go left to right and top to bottom, starting with the circle and ending with the horizontal line.
What you are left with is your feelings right now of these six areas of your life. For example, when I did it I got:
Hot Lover
Dangerous Sex
Strict Life
Fun Me
Fast Work
Expensive Family
This works on the principle that when we create something like a picture, we can’t really create something from nothing. Instead we channel our other feelings into them.
As for why each box represents what it does. You’ll just have to trust us on that one. We here at RocketNews24 all hold degrees in psychology that we bought from some of the finest online schools the Canary Islands have to offer.
After you finish, go try it on a friend. Then laugh at what kind of sex they’re having.
Source: nanapi (Japanese)





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