Master Blaster

Writer / Translator

Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Canada’s Steven Le Blanc and Japan’s Masami M, a pair who in addition to writing work are in English education and created the StudyNow app for Japanese students of English.

Together they have written somewhere around 1,500 articles for RocketNews24 covering such diverse topics as Chinese men selling sanitary napkins to each other and a Japanese guy dragging an ear of corn around the Tokyo train system. A few of these were actually good, but don’t take our word for it! Here’s what our beloved readers had to say:

“One isn't always in the mood for bold tastes. But when I'm in the mood for bold flavor I turn to you.”
“Stupid article. Who cares what the Japanese think it's cool. You don't call a monkey, "gorilla".”
“You know, this is about the most cogent explanation of how a turbocharger works that I have ever seen in the non-motorsports world.”
“Thanks for the article peter!”
“It's people like you who make exploitation possible.”
“It looks yummy and the story was great. Thank you for the smile.”

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Potato-Chip-Flavored Dressing coming to stores in Japan

Dressed to impress.

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One Piece docking at Round 1 amusement centers in both Japan and the USA

Prepare for pan-Pacific pirate play.

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Mos Burger opens fancy burger shop and bar in Ginza, Tokyo

Mosh is a posh Mos.

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Speed trap camera stolen from Saitama Police while in use

They must have stolen it very quickly, but it looks like we’ll never know how fast they were going.

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International fugitive Carlos Ghosn says he’d be best person to head Nissan now

I think I have a better chance of becoming CEO of Nissan at this point.

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“Alcohol is the best medicine” removed from Japanese government website

A few beers a day keeps the doctor away, because you forgot your appointment.

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Beat the heat with chilled Iekei ramen from Yokohama Iekei Ramen Ichikakuya

Eat big and eat light at the same time.

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Kits to make battle tops out of pure candy coming soon in Japan

If you’re going to play with your food, make it competitive.

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Fukuoka schools struggling to get kids to switch from milk to tea in lunches

Debate over which drink fits lunches to a T.

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Shouting “Hakata Salt!”, the number four track in Japanese nationwide karaoke ranking

Don’t knock it till you shout it.

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Reinvented traditional Japanese hearths may be coming to a restaurant near you

Toss another shrimp on the rotating irori forged in an ancient kiln town!

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300-tonne hose washes up on Japanese shore

Anybody lose 150 meters of gigantic hose by any chance?

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Pachinko machines get new life and become big hit in Japanese assisted care facility

Better living through chrome-plated balls.

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Luxury houseplant fraud leads to arrest of Takamatsu man

Grand theft arbor.

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Dragon Quest King Slime eye drops fly off shelves in less than a day

It’s a critical hit!

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Fukushima City on edge as resourceful and violent bear still not found

Cunning bear managed to escape stand-off with police and hunters.

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Study shows that regularly watching sports reduces risk of depression among the elderly

Unless you live in Buffalo.

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Japanese government to allow desecration of flags on kids’ meals

A victory for freedom of eats.

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Used chopsticks upgraded from “waste” to “valuable material” by Kawasaki City thanks to ChopValue

They’re very good at using chopsticks.

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Huge display of drones and fireworks together coming to Osaka this June

You got your drones in my fireworks! You got your fireworks in my drones!

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