Master Blaster

Writer / Translator

Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Canada’s Steven Le Blanc and Japan’s Masami M, a pair who in addition to writing work are in English education and created the StudyNow app for Japanese students of English.

Together they have written somewhere around 1,500 articles for RocketNews24 covering such diverse topics as Chinese men selling sanitary napkins to each other and a Japanese guy dragging an ear of corn around the Tokyo train system. A few of these were actually good, but don’t take our word for it! Here’s what our beloved readers had to say:

“One isn't always in the mood for bold tastes. But when I'm in the mood for bold flavor I turn to you.”
“Stupid article. Who cares what the Japanese think it's cool. You don't call a monkey, "gorilla".”
“You know, this is about the most cogent explanation of how a turbocharger works that I have ever seen in the non-motorsports world.”
“Thanks for the article peter!”
“It's people like you who make exploitation possible.”
“It looks yummy and the story was great. Thank you for the smile.”

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Potato ice cream from Family Mart takes ice cream to a whole other level【Taste Test】

If potatoes aren’t the future of ice cream, they should be.

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World’s first 3D-printed train station building planned by JR West

More intricate structures in a fraction of the time.

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Years of east-west Japan rivalry decided as McDonald’s officially refers to itself as “Makudo”

I feel so vindicated.

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Our human reporter and her pet try Hokkaido’s “human-grade pet food” together【Taste test】

The inter-species family that eats together stays together.

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Shogi buses, shogi mailboxes, and a shogi park await in Japan’s “Shogi Town”

Be at one with shogi in this tranquil space.

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The story of our miracle cork-gun shot at Dogo Onsen in Ehime Prefecture

A tale of beginner’s luck and cheap prizes.

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Ohtani can’t lose, so how about the Ohtani premium capsule machine?

It’s Shotime at the game corner…

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Japanese puffed corn snack to be sold for 110,000 yen as work of art

Nearly identical Umaibo snacks cost 15 yen each.

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The Great Capcom Exhibition is coming to Osaka this spring

All the Capcom characters are here, from Ryu to the other Ryu!

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Hokkaido man arrested after asking convenience store to lend him money

It does hurt to ask sometimes.

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Deaths way up, births way down yet again in Japan as population shrinks faster than expected

At least there are some things you can rely on these days.

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Store where you pay to shoplift returns to Tokyo

It’s a store where crime does pay.

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One Piece Day to be held outside Japan for the first time this March, admission is FREE!

A huge event in a huge state is in the cards.

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One Piece fans and Lakers fans to get exclusive T-shirts and posters at upcoming game

Rare chance to cheer on LeBron and Luffy under the same roof.

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Aomori says they’ll sell snow shovels shaped by sustainable seashell-scrap substance Shelltec

Read that five times fast.

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Our reporter successfully quits high-stakes capsule machines… but this one feels like a lock!

He can stop anytime he wants. He just doesn’t want to this time.

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Potential-measuring techno crystals, mist that doesn’t get you wet to be part of Osaka Expo 2025

Wait no m0re for The Land of Nomo.

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Bontan Ame: the candy that survived 100 years of leaks, bombings, censorship, and floods

You can’t keep a good candy down.

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Space and time get all jumbled up in the Showa-style Cafe de Paris in Tokyo

Coffee and sandwiches are all relative.

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We try eating, and also try to eat, a shark burger and deep sea fish burger【Taste test?】

We taste seafood and defeat.

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