Master Blaster

Writer / Translator

Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Canada’s Steven Le Blanc and Japan’s Masami M, a pair who in addition to writing work are in English education and created the StudyNow app for Japanese students of English.

Together they have written somewhere around 1,500 articles for RocketNews24 covering such diverse topics as Chinese men selling sanitary napkins to each other and a Japanese guy dragging an ear of corn around the Tokyo train system. A few of these were actually good, but don’t take our word for it! Here’s what our beloved readers had to say:

“One isn't always in the mood for bold tastes. But when I'm in the mood for bold flavor I turn to you.”
“Stupid article. Who cares what the Japanese think it's cool. You don't call a monkey, "gorilla".”
“You know, this is about the most cogent explanation of how a turbocharger works that I have ever seen in the non-motorsports world.”
“Thanks for the article peter!”
“It's people like you who make exploitation possible.”
“It looks yummy and the story was great. Thank you for the smile.”

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Voting begins for Japan’s next top kaiju

Which one of these up-and-coming ancient abominations will face off against Godzilla next?

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Man in Suzuka offered 9 million yen for his semen, conned out of 38 million yen

It was just too good to be true.

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Japan’s bean sprout shortage hitting Jiro-style ramen businesses hard

Could this spell doom for one of the most beloved ramen styles?

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Town in Kanagawa struggling with violent gang of monkeys

Problematic monkeys appear to be moving into abandoned homes.

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Do Komeda’s beefy rice balls continue the chain’s hallowed tradition of “reverse fraud”?

Goodness gracious, great balls of rice and beef!

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Osaka man arrested for running little pet shop of horrors with dangerous crocodile

Your one-stop shop for abused deadly animals.

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Japanese scientists grow sheet of heart muscle cells for world’s first general-patient ReHeart-ing

Patient had a new piece of her own heart attached to her old one.

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Japanese eSports prodigy becomes youngest-ever gold medalist at Asian Games

That young, calm, and kind kid sure plays a mean Puyo Puyo.

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Tons of used books in Japan being bought up by someone or something

The purchasers are unknown, so let’s call them “anonymous individuals” or “AI” for short.

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Osaka may name a district after mascot Myaku-Myaku

I wonder who will become Myaku-Myaku Mayor.

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Sanrio to release own rhythm game for smartphones next January

Hello, tired fingers.

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Bear found on Japanese fishing boat, escapes into the sea

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water…

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Car-floating sheets selling well to cope with increasing flood risk in Japan

If you can’t beat them, float on them.

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“Lineup” begins for iPhone18 in Tokyo

It’s more of a pointup than a lineup though.

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OC Japan Fair returns to California packed with all kinds of Japanese culture

Tuna dismantling? You bet!

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Tokyo to repaint streets over rule that makes it impossible for cars to pass bicycles

Some rules are meant to be broken.

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Making the latest social media snack sensation in Japan, Dot Butter

High in both cuteness and calories.

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Okinawa man convinced he won 700 million yen by scammers, saved by convenience store staff

To serve and protect.

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Go to hell! …at a limited time historical art exhibit coming to Osaka

It’ll be a hell of a good time.

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Movie about Shinzo Abe assassination reportedly in the works

Too soon?

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