Master Blaster

Writer / Translator

Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Canada’s Steven Le Blanc and Japan’s Masami M, a pair who in addition to writing work are in English education and created the StudyNow app for Japanese students of English.

Together they have written somewhere around 1,500 articles for RocketNews24 covering such diverse topics as Chinese men selling sanitary napkins to each other and a Japanese guy dragging an ear of corn around the Tokyo train system. A few of these were actually good, but don’t take our word for it! Here’s what our beloved readers had to say:

“One isn't always in the mood for bold tastes. But when I'm in the mood for bold flavor I turn to you.”
“Stupid article. Who cares what the Japanese think it's cool. You don't call a monkey, "gorilla".”
“You know, this is about the most cogent explanation of how a turbocharger works that I have ever seen in the non-motorsports world.”
“Thanks for the article peter!”
“It's people like you who make exploitation possible.”
“It looks yummy and the story was great. Thank you for the smile.”

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Police ask Kumamoto residents to not get blackout drunk as much during earthquake relief efforts

Hard times and hard drinking don’t mix.

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One Piece Day returns to Tokyo Big Sight and worldwide on Youtube 22 and 23 August

A day so nice they made it twice.

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Over 400 titles of free translated manga from publisher Shueisha available for a limited time

It’s their birthday, but we’re getting the presents!

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Japan’s Super Volunteer, 86-year-old Haruo Obata, heads to the Kumamoto earthquake site

Your friendly neighborhood Super Volunteer.

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Koei Tecmo continues to be an investment firm that also happens to make video games

I’ve yet to see Berkshire Hathaway’s psychological horror game.

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Okayama man arrested for catching butterflies in central Japan

It’s becoming a regular Gotham City out there.

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Japanese government okays plan to create a backup capital city

Always good to have a spare lying around.

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61-year-old Kyoto man arrested for playing guitar and radio too loudly for seven years

Those darn sexagenarians with their loud rock music.

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Yakuza members arrested for building a road on mountain they don’t own

Darn gangsters! Building infrastructure without permission.

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“Stab-kill for two deaths” and other fun Japanese baseball terms

And it’s one, two, three strikes you’re dead at the old ball game!

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Mass murder plot stopped by friend of Akihabara mass murderer

A friend to the friendless.

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Shizuoka police inspector punished for playing crane games on duty

To serve and get plush toys.

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3-second salt company jingle becomes #1 karaoke song in Japan across all genres

Everyone’s feeling a little salty this summer.

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Solid gold Hedorah kaiju from the Godzilla series is now available to pre-order

Made of solid gold, this slime monster is a sound investment.

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Grandpa Sensei solo art exhibition returning to Tokyo and he’ll be there every day of it

Take it easy and enjoy some painting with Harumichi Shibasaki.

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Raw chicken dishes to be regulated by Japanese government

Government probably always just assumed common sense was enough.

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Potato-Chip-Flavored Dressing coming to stores in Japan

Dressed to impress.

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One Piece docking at Round 1 amusement centers in both Japan and the USA

Prepare for pan-Pacific pirate play.

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Mos Burger opens fancy burger shop and bar in Ginza, Tokyo

Mosh is a posh Mos.

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Speed trap camera stolen from Saitama Police while in use

They must have stolen it very quickly, but it looks like we’ll never know how fast they were going.

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