Master Blaster

Writer / Translator

Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Canada’s Steven Le Blanc and Japan’s Masami M, a pair who in addition to writing work are in English education and created the StudyNow app for Japanese students of English.

Together they have written somewhere around 1,500 articles for RocketNews24 covering such diverse topics as Chinese men selling sanitary napkins to each other and a Japanese guy dragging an ear of corn around the Tokyo train system. A few of these were actually good, but don’t take our word for it! Here’s what our beloved readers had to say:

“One isn't always in the mood for bold tastes. But when I'm in the mood for bold flavor I turn to you.”
“Stupid article. Who cares what the Japanese think it's cool. You don't call a monkey, "gorilla".”
“You know, this is about the most cogent explanation of how a turbocharger works that I have ever seen in the non-motorsports world.”
“Thanks for the article peter!”
“It's people like you who make exploitation possible.”
“It looks yummy and the story was great. Thank you for the smile.”

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61-year-old Japanese fisherman falls off boat and defies odds to swim to safety

Captain Crunch Time.

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Kinotake Mother AI developed to study Japan’s divide between chocolate cookie snacks

AI claims it can tell which you like just by looking at you.

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Yoshinoya invites you to give the gift of beef bowls this Mother’s Day

I mean, if I were a mother, I’d appreciate it.

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Famous koi ponds overwhelmed with tourists throwing thousands of coins in them

Koi and coins don’t mix.

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Japan named most sleep-deprived country for fourth year in a row, according to survey

Look, I’m tired. Just think up your own lede for this, OK?

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Licca-chan dolls released in North America for first time in nearly 60 years

Huge in Japan but rarely seen outside of it.

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The Almost All Lettuce Burger from Dom Dom Burger really lives up to its name

Dom Dom turns over a new leaf.

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Japanese masturbatory aid and insect repellent companies collab on a new product

A stroke of genius?

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Japanese politicians working to promote plastic model culture as a cultural asset

Govpla?

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Japan’s ministry of economy reminds us to “use sound judgment” before buying toilet paper

Just take a beat and really think about it calmly.

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How much is Amazon Japan’s lowest-rated currency calculator worth in yen?

Some things have an incalculable value.

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Expo 2025 mascot Myaku-Myaku to release tastefully erotic photo book

Myaku-Myaku, you’re such a tease.

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Eastern Japan high school graduating class’s wallets robbed during ceremony

When the grads are up, the guard is down.

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Every Japanese pro baseball team to play with Mario question block bases once this year

Players should get power-ups each time they pass one, too.

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Tokyo bus line praised for handling of driver’s mental health

Driver driven to not drive by customer complaint.

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Japan asked to vote on what to officially call insanely hot days

Good idea to hold the election before it’s too hot to think.

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Chance to play Tetris on a massive staircase in Kyoto Station coming in March

The one time you won’t get in trouble for playing on the stairs.

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Can we be just like Shohei Ohtani on a budget with a Hello Kitty cap?

Hello Ohtani.

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Japanese restaurant chain serves Dragon Ball donuts and Senzu Beans this spring

Goku’s putting the “kame” into Marugame Seimen.

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Development of Puyo Puyo puzzle game for use in nursing homes underway

Make your golden years your red, green, and blue years.

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