
On August 24, Sapporo (Hokkaido prefecture) police arrested 32-year-old care worker Takeshi Furusawa on suspicion of 12 accounts of assault with tasty condiments.
According to police reports, Takeshi was suspected of having squirted mayonnaise on a 17-year-old high school girl at JR Hassamu station in Sapporo on the evening of June 18.
A series of twelve similar incidents involving high school girls suddenly being assaulted with condiments like mayonnaise and yakiniku sauce had occurred in the same area since March.
Takeshi confessed to the charges after being apprehended, explaining: “I got a rush from dirtying their school uniforms.”
At least he didn’t write the details of his perverted escapades on Amazon…
Source: Yahoo!

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