We’re taking a little break today to spend some quality time with our two favorite men: Santa and Mr. Sato. But while we’re stuffing our faces with Christmas cake and taking selfies with Colonel Sanders, we’ll be sure to pause, raise a glass of whatever questionable liquor Mr. Sato brought along, and toast you, our dedicated reader. Thank you for making 2014 our most successful year yet! And even if you don’t celebrate Christmas, we hope your day is filled with glad tidings and all the fried chicken you can stomach.
Happy New Year from RocketNews24!
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We try Muji’s new “communist” suit【Photos】
Studio Ghibli releases new plush characters that turn into eco-friendly reusable shopping bags
Full-size Evangelion statue appears at Japanese theme park with entry plug synchronization tests
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Mr. Sato channels his inner Elsa, books a night at a Hokkaido ice hotel 【Photos】
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Mr. Sato takes on Family Mart’s “All-You-Can-Eat Convenience Store Challenge!”
Mr. Sato gets invited out to dinner by seven beautiful models, struggles to speak intelligibly
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