Five Reasons Why We Love Mr. Sato

Mr. Sato, you are quite literally the man! As our most trusted source of all things bizarre in Japan, you never disappoint. From the time you went in for a trim at a pet salon (on all fours mind you) to the time you tried to train your eyelids, the laughs (almost always at your expense) kept coming.

The following is a list of five reasons why we love our crazy reporter, Mr. Sato. We’re sure you won’t be disappointed.

1. He’s always up for a challenge.

2. He’ll try anything once.

3. He’s got style.

4. He’s dead sexy.

5. Uh…

For those who can’t get enough, here’s a little more information on our beloved reporter:

Full name: Hidenori Sato

Stage name: Delicate Zone Sato, Food Queen Sato

Date of birth: Secret

Place of birth: Shimane prefecture

Height: 170cm (5’7”)

Cup size: F-cup

Special skill: Nintendo 3DS

Hobbies: Drawing, writing poems

Collection: Cat claws

~ In Mr. Sato We Trust ~