Whether you love ‘em or hate ’em, false eyelashes have become a mainstay of the Japanese makeup arsenal and are readily available in a fluttery profusion of designs at every drugstore and hundred-yen shop. One survey from 2012 revealed that 58 percent of teenage girls and 74 percent of women in their twenties have used them, some relying on their magic daily rather than reserving them for special occasions.
They became the sole subject of a chart-topping single by Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, have been turned into alluring decorations that anthropomorphize your car, and even became a way to have harmless fun with your pet! But what do you do when you have so many falsies that you run out of storage space or are just too darn lazy to put them away properly? Attach them to cute plushies and manly figurines, of course! So even if your Sasuke isn’t asking to channel Elvis and his fringes, this chuckle-inducing photo collection may give you some ideas for the next time you party too hard and can’t be bothered with those pesky plastic cases.

More Shinkansen trains being added to Japan’s “golden route” to meet traveler demand
Poll finds support to let women inherit imperial throne as Japan faces possible succession crisis
Stamina-destroying “Paralysis Noodles” are Tokyo’s newest over-the-top ramen innovation
Should you warm up your convenience store onigiri rice balls in the microwave?【Taste test】
Stay in a Tokyo hotel with a train driver’s seat in the room
7-Eleven Japan has a hack for creating insanely delicious potato chip rice meals
How to do an overnight bus trip to Hirosaki from Tokyo – Part 1【Photos】
Majority of Japanese men say they feel some discomfort seeing female janitors in men’s restrooms
Autumn is a great time to visit Uonuma, a gem of Japan’s heartland
Japan considering raising international traveler departure tax even more than previously reported
Tokyo considering law requiring more trash cans following litter increase in heavily touristed area
Tokyo event lets you travel back in time, for free, to celebrate 100 years since Showa era start
Sanrio theme park in Japan announces plans to expand into a Sanrio resort
This hot springs town in Japan sets fire across a mountain every winter in a beautiful tradition
Uniqlo Ukiyo-e Blue T-shirts: A cool-hued reinterpretation of some of Japan’s greatest paintings
Gundam and Reebok team up for new GQuuuuuuX Pumps【Photos】
Japan’s first hotel with a human washing machine is now ready for you to come and bathe in it
Japanese man who didn’t know how banks work defrauded out of 21 million yen
Studio Ghibli mixes with sporty street styles of New Era to put No Face on your head in cap series
Japan’s human washing machines will go on sale to general public, demos to be held in Tokyo
Starbucks Japan unveils new Christmas goods and a rhinestone tumbler that costs 19,500 yen
Real-world Nausicaa Ghibli anime glider completes its final flight in Japan【Video】
Japanese train company is letting fans buy its actual ticket gates for their homes
Is China’s don’t-go-to-Japan warning affecting tourist crowds in Tokyo’s Asakusa neighborhood?
The 10 best day trips from downtown Tokyo【Survey】
Nintendo’s Kirby now delivering orders at Kura Sushi restaurants, but not in Japan
A guide to visiting Sagamiko Illumination, one of the three biggest light-ups in Kanto
Survey asks foreign tourists what bothered them in Japan, more than half gave same answer
Japan’s deadliest food claims more victims, but why do people keep eating it for New Year’s?
We deeply regret going into this tunnel on our walk in the mountains of Japan
Studio Ghibli releases Kodama forest spirits from Princess Mononoke to light up your home
Major Japanese hotel chain says reservations via overseas booking sites may not be valid
Put sesame oil in your coffee? Japanese maker says it’s the best way to start your day【Taste test】
The top 10 annoying foreign tourist behaviors on trains, as chosen by Japanese people【Survey】
No more using real katana for tourism activities, Japan’s National Police Agency says
Starbucks Japan reveals new sakura drinkware collection, inspired by evening cherry blossoms
7-Eleven Japan has a hack for creating insanely delicious potato chip rice meals
How to do an overnight bus trip to Hirosaki from Tokyo – Part 1【Photos】
Majority of Japanese men say they feel some discomfort seeing female janitors in men’s restrooms
Autumn is a great time to visit Uonuma, a gem of Japan’s heartland
Japan considering raising international traveler departure tax even more than previously reported
How to get your money’s worth at an all-you-can-eat crepe challenge in Japan
Sega apologizes after exec says Puyo Puyo players eat beef bowls with cheese
Uniqlo brings cultural cuteness to Edo animals T-shirt line with Japanese history’s greatest artists
“Denki Anma”: The Japanese traditional torment that you’ll be glad stays in Japan
Japanese restaurant combines solo shabu shabu dining with the fun of a sushi train
Kirby mochi arrives at Family Mart, but is it as sweet to eat as it is to look at?【Taste test】
Studio Ghibli releases My Neighbour Totoro neckties in Japan
Hey, Japanese taxi driver! Take us to the best Turkish rice restaurant in Nagasaki!