Say hello to the Four Heavenly Kings of Center Listening.
While some Japanese universities have their own individualized entrance exams, many of them rely on a standardized examination called the Center Test. Held every year in January, the Center Test is similar to the American SAT, testing students’ proficiency levels in a variety of subjects.
So when examinees sat down for this year’s Center Test last Saturday, they expected there to be a listening section that would gauge their English comprehension abilities. What they didn’t expect, though was for the multiple-choice answer options to be a series of bizarre illustrations of anthropomorphized fruits and vegetables.
https://twitter.com/hatocircle/status/1086570676259966977The very first question in the listening section featured a conversation between two people, with the dialogue as follows:
https://twitter.com/l_ekw1/status/1087125308136816641Person A: “We need an idea for a new cartoon character.”
Person B: “I agree. How about a vegetable?”
Person A: “That sounds OK. But, for a stronger impact, give it wings to fly.”
Person B: “Good idea.”
In a way, it’s not such a bad question. The vocabulary is all pretty useful terms that a competent English speaker should be able to quickly recognize and understand, and the grammar, likewise, is all common, practical phrases. But the sheer weirdness of the topic, and the drawings students were asked to choose from, has people across Japan scratching their heads…and artists reaching for their pencils and paints.
https://twitter.com/kamome_hika/status/1086612671548420097The Center Listening characters have since become Japan’s newest illustrated meme, with the question’s correct answer, the seraphic carrot man, proving the most popular.
▼ He’s got a bit of a Dragon Ball Super Saiyan thing going on here.
https://twitter.com/Y16d39ydy/status/1086593521249771520Other artists have decided to take the entire group as their collective muse, also drawing Winged Apple Man and the group’s beefy biceped cucumber and grape bunch, giving the group names such as “The Four Heavenly Kings of Center Listening” or “The Center Listening Four Musketeers.”
https://twitter.com/yokogon1/status/1086918854901608448▼ One Piece’s dramatic backs-turned-hands-up pose meets a Your Name-style flare effect.
問題を解かれた後のリスニングのキャラクター達。#センター試験#センターリスニング pic.twitter.com/Qh4zB1MIsM
— アンダル人のゼンジ (@saladstead) January 20, 2019
▼ The quartet in the style of hit indie video game Undertale
https://twitter.com/Colonelgame/status/1086617871839457280▼ The Four Heavenly Kings of Center Listening as a live-in-concert boy band
https://twitter.com/rarararara428/status/1086606271581609987▼ Winged Carrot Man as a kigurumi-style costume for a handsome anime boy
https://twitter.com/saba_mtnr/status/1086890783959965696武田尚作センターリスニング pic.twitter.com/yxUByJcFrH
— あた (@ana77NRT) January 21, 2019
▼ These extra-cute redesigns look like they could star in their very own four-panel gag manga series.
https://twitter.com/tori32_7ritai/status/1086578610629033984▼ There’s even been 3-D fan art for the suddenly famous four.
センター試験受験された方お疲れさまでした!
— 寺井 (@c_alex_x) January 19, 2019
今年の英語のリスニング問題に出た謎キャラクターを3Dで作成しました! pic.twitter.com/iZ1YFWY4Ap
同じクラスの東大志望の友達が、2年間ため続けた消しカスを1時間練り続けて出来上がったのがこれ。
— ヘルニア王子⊿ (@223yaopin) January 21, 2019
#センター
#リスニング pic.twitter.com/RSqAHxKT1i
Again, as mentioned above, weird as the subject matter may be, there’s really nothing unfairly difficult about the test’s question. However, that still leaves the issue of why the test’s creators chose to include such a strange dialogue. Maybe they thought that an absurd premise without any real-world context would be the best way to gauge pure linguistic skill, or maybe they just thought that showing students some ridiculous artwork right off the bat would give the kids a laugh and help them stay relaxed through the rest of the test.
Sources: IT Media (1, 2), Jin, Twitter/@hatocircle

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