BACON!!!

Mr. Sato, you are quite literally the man! As our most trusted source of all things bizarre in Japan, you never disappoint. From the time you went in for a trim at a pet salon (on all fours mind you) to the time you tried to train your eyelids, the laughs (almost always at your expense) kept coming.

The following is a list of five reasons why we love our crazy reporter, Mr. Sato. We’re sure you won’t be disappointed.

1.   He’s always up for a challenge.

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2.   He’ll try anything once.

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3.   He’s got style.

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4.   He’s dead sexy.

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5.   Uh…

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For those who can’t get enough, here’s a little more information on our beloved reporter:

Full name: Hidenori Sato

Stage name: Delicate Zone Sato, Food Queen Sato

Date of birth: Secret

Place of birth: Shimane prefecture

Height: 170cm (5’7”)

Cup size: F-cup

Special skill: Nintendo 3DS

Hobbies: Drawing, writing poems

Collection: Cat claws

~ In Mr. Sato We Trust ~

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