
The art of illustration is a funny thing, because it relies on using lines and coloring to trick the mind into thinking it’s looking at a three-dimensional object. But if the whole effect is a matter of perspective, changing how you look at a picture will make you think you’re seeing something else.
Sometimes the result is cute, like when cherry blossom petals turn into a litter of puppies. At other times, the result is quite a bit pervier, like what one traveler can no longer unsee in the symbol for Japan’s bullet train.
Japanese Twitter user Kowa was recently at the station, waiting to hop on the bullet train to rapidly head off to another part of the country. The stations along the Shinkansen lines are usually pretty thorough with their signage, and sure enough, the direction of the Tokaido and Sanyo Line platforms was clearly marked.
The sign even included a thoughtful graphical representation of the high-speed train, viewed from straight-on. As Kowa stared at the illustration, though, it stated to look like something else to him. The aerodynamic curves along the top of the car aren’t so different from that of the collar on a sailor suit school uniform, and as for those headlights? Well, they kind of look like…the other kind of headlights.
“My eyes became fixed on the sign, and I started to blush,” admits Kowa. Online reactions show that several other now share his perception.
“Oh wow, it does look like that!”
“I can’t see it as anything else anymore.”
“How voluminous!”
“You’re a genius!”
Not every station uses the exact same illustration, either. Just as different women have differently sized busts, some Shinkansen trains are apparently more largely endowed than others.
もうどれもそうとしか見えなくなってしまった...
— おばけ (@obakemoji) September 1, 2015
RT @kowa: 新幹線を待ってたら目に止まって思わず赤面したんだけど、どういうことこれ http://t.co/9H5TV6aXOi pic.twitter.com/vRSwQqJ2XI
And don’t despair if you couldn’t previously see a busty chest in the Shinkansen illustration. It doesn’t mean you lack imagination, just that Kowa, who lists “thighs” and “imagining girls coming into contact with one another” as things he likes in his Twitter profile, sees the world a little differently than most people.
Source: Otakumu
Top image: Twitter/@kowa (edited by RocketNews24)
Insert images: Twitter/@kowa



Is that the Japanese bullet train in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Schedule released for Japan’s “Contemporary art bullet train”
The ultimate Shinkansen trip: Riding Japan’s bullet train network from one end to the other
Japan’s newest and greatest export will be a bullet train built for India
Japan is getting a Disney Mickey Mouse Shinkansen bullet train this spring!
Ghibli’s No Face continues to demonstrate his generous character growth by dispensing soy sauce
Colour Hunting: The hot new street photography trend changing how we see Japan
Even at twice regular Daiso price, this handy item is still great for summer travel in Japan
Japanese rice cooker recipe gives us a tasty new way to enjoy vegetables and wieners
Japanese convenience store shows us how to dress for the rainy season
A Japanese toast sandwich remix: The toasted rice rice ball[SoraKitchen]
Japan Railways partners with Overwatch, heroes hit the Shinkansen for bullet train collaboration
Tokyo’s Pokémon Cafe reopens this month with brand-new sweets and Pikachu show
Uniqlo reveals third round of massive 100-year-anniversary manga T-shirts for Jump’s Shueisha
Osaka is hosting a “hentai” event, but it’s probably not what you think
New official Ghibli anime food cookbook will teach you how to make Ponyo’s ramen and more
Kyoto public junior high school becomes first in Japan with a hoodie school uniform
Starbucks Japan unveils new Frappuccino showcasing “mottainai” culture
What’s up with the Ghibli Park photo and video ban?
What’s it like to join Tokyo’s walking-and-talking-with-strangers club for a day?
Krispy Kreme releases a new Doughwich… at only one store in Japan
Tokyo’s life-size Gundam anime mecha statue will be removed this summer
Ichiraku Ramen-inspired ramen sets from Naruto anime pay homage to Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura
Kanji ice cream becomes a sell-out hit in Japan
Japanese convenience store Lawson launches new “mini supermarket” chain, L Minimart
Japan’s real-world Pokémon hot spring’s first photos are here![Photos]
Japan now has gyoza doughnuts, and they taste like no other doughnut we’ve tried before
Japan’s human washing machines will go on sale to general public, demos to be held in Tokyo
Starbucks Japan releases new drinkware and goods for Valentine’s Day
We deeply regret going into this tunnel on our walk in the mountains of Japan
Starbucks Japan releases new sakura goods and drinkware for cherry blossom season 2026
Japan’s newest Shinkansen has no seats…or passengers [Video]
Major Japanese hotel chain says reservations via overseas booking sites may not be valid
Put sesame oil in your coffee? Japanese maker says it’s the best way to start your day【Taste test】
Japan reportedly adding Japanese language skill requirement to most common foreigner work visa
Japan’s 5.3 million beautiful Hitachi Nemophila flowers are now in full bloom[Photos]
Pokémon and Ikea Japan cross over into each other’s worlds with collaboration events
Traveler in Japan filled with gratitude as bullet train conductor shares Shinkansen lifehack
How to order snacks on a Shinkansen bullet train in Japan
One Piece Shinkansen bullet trains set to speed to adventure in Japan
Japan’s West Kyushu Shinkansen bullet train service to Nagasaki is set to open this fall
Shinkansen ice cream sales suspended on board bullet train, sell out online
Bullets on the bullet train as three men found carrying guns on Japan’s Shinkansen
Now bullet train geeks can ride the rare, top-secret “Doctor Yellow” train
$2.34!? Cheapest bullet-train ride in Japan lasts 3 minutes, but memories are forever【Photos】
Is the Shinkansen bullet train Green Car upgrade worth it when traveling in Japan?【Photos】
Get in the bullet train, Shinji! The Evangelion Shinkansen is here 【Videos】
Hello Kitty Shinkansen bullet train to debut in Japan this summer
Race against the clock: Shinkansen staff have just 7 minutes to get bullet train ready to ride
Japan’s Shinkansen bullet train will start offering wider seats, but will charge more for them too
Hokkaido Shinkansen apologizes for driver “spacing out” while operating bullet train
Crazy cosplay team dresses up as Japan’s Shinkansen bullet train for an important reason【Videos】
Japan Railways announces a Pixar themed bullet train to commemorate anniversary