Organizers invite fart fans to “the only place in the world to hear beautiful girls’ farts live.”

Everyone farts. That’s just common sense right? Every single person on the planet sometimes builds up enough internal pressure that their body lets loose with an intestinal zephyr. Men, women, the young, the elderly, the rich, the poor…and yes, even porn stars.

Later this month, Tokyo’s Lefkada theater will be hosting a live appearance by a trio of Japanese adult film actresses. But while there’s a performance element to the event, the three women won’t be fornicating in front of the audience, but farting.

Organizers say the event is being held for the enjoyment of “Japan’s 120 million fart fans,” though how they arrived at that number is a mystery. What we do know is that the guests of honor will be adult film stars Reno Aihara…

…Miu Akemi…

https://twitter.com/todoproduce/status/910731117937885184

…and Meru Iroha.

https://twitter.com/VR14735781/status/908540953199349760

This actually won’t be their first time to attempt to break wind on command, as all three also appeared on adult satellite TV broadcaster Paradise TV’s The Fart Program in August. While they were unable to fart skillfully during the program, the event’s website breathlessly promises that this time they will “fart to the limits of their intestines,” although the fine print backpedals by including “Please be aware that, depending on their physical condition, it may be impossible for them to fart, no matter how hard they try.”

Despite the event’s bizarre premise, the planners of Let’s All Hear Beautiful Girls Farts Together are looking to put on a content-packed show. “Various styles of farts, such as farts while wearing street clothes, farts while wearing swimsuits, and farts while wearing cosplay outfits will stimulate your sense of sight and smell.”

The event will take place on October 21, with the doors opening at 6 p.m. and the program starting 30 minutes later. Advance tickets can be purchased through ticketing service Livepocket here, and are priced at 3,000 yen (US$27). At-the-door tickets, meanwhile, cost 3,500 yen. Attendees are required to purchase at least one drink costing 500 yen, so if the prospect of sipping on a beverage as farts “stimulate your sense of smell” doesn’t sound particularly pleasant, you might want to show up early and drain your cup before the farting begins.

Event information
Let’s All Hear Beautiful Girls’ Farts Together / 美少女のオナラをみんなで聴く会
Venue: Lefkada Shinjuku / LEFKADA新宿
Address:Tokyo-to, Shinjuku-ku, Shinjuku 5-12-4, Shinjuku building basement level 1
東京都新宿区新宿5-12-4 リーレ新宿ビルB1
Website

Source: Iberuto via Otakomu
Top image: Pakutaso

Casey will save you the trouble of counting by telling you the word “fart” appears in some form 18 times in this article. You can thank him by following him on Twitter.