
A Japanese Twitter bot has surfaced on the microblogging service in recent months which has confused many a follower. Its sole purpose seems to be posting photos depicting food burnt to various degrees.
Followers of Burnt Cooking Bot (Kogeta Ryori Botto) can expect a new photo of blackened food about every one or two hours. Here are just a few of them randomly drawn from its Twitter feed.
https://twitter.com/coge_coge_bot/status/353237874507907075
https://twitter.com/coge_coge_bot/status/353690836942336001
https://twitter.com/coge_coge_bot/status/352694340289699842
https://twitter.com/coge_coge_bot/status/351703358886776832
https://twitter.com/coge_coge_bot/status/353464350050230273
https://twitter.com/coge_coge_bot/status/353539793495396352
https://twitter.com/coge_coge_bot/status/353796470685696000
https://twitter.com/coge_coge_bot/status/351704845268418560
Pictures seem to recycle fairly often so don’t worry about missing out on some hot charred food action. And if you have a tendency to set off the smoke alarm in your kitchen you can DM a photo of your accidental art for Burnt Cooking Bot’s collection.
In addition to this gallery, the bot also occasionally tweets out notices such as:
[Notice] In previous replies and DMs I often hear “I want to add Shigeru Matsuzaki” with an attached photo of him. But I cannot add Shigeru Matsuzaki because he is not a dish. Thank you.
https://twitter.com/coge_coge_bot/status/351800157425254400
Shigeru Matsuzaki is a pop singer who is also known for his uncanny ability to tan to amazing levels of darkness. A talent which could have earned him a spot in Burnt Cooking Bot’s gallery had he only been a waffle.
It’s just that kind of diligence and adherence to one’s principles – whatever they are – that earned Burnt Cooking Bot their 9,000 plus followers and counting. Godspeed you, black Twitterbot!
Source: Twitter – @coge_coge_bot (Pictures of Burnt Food) via Togetchi (Japanese)
Shigeru Matsuzaki Image: Amazon


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