Hemorrhoids are, apparently, a pain in the butt. Your humble writer must confess to a lack of experience in the hemorrhoid department, but I will certainly admit a great deal of sympathy for those with the affliction. However, one of our Japanese writers, a certain Mr. Wasai, is quite experienced in the painful pooping department.
Of course, hemorrhoids aren’t exactly the most glamorous physical malady, and a large number of Japanese people are certainly embarrassed to discuss it. But Wasai is here to provide support for everyone in the form of music! Here are the five songs that best reflect his dookie affliction.
Bear breaks into house in Japan, quickly begins spending winter exactly like Japanese people do
Foreign resident of Japan sentenced to eight months in prison for vandalizing Tokyo shrine
McDonald’s Japan announces Evangelion burger line, releases crazy anime video for them【Video】
Starbucks Japan releases cute new zodiac goods for Year of the Snake
Cup Noodle sells new squid fork with its instant ramen
Station of despair: What to do if you get stuck at the end of Tokyo’s Chuo Rapid Line
Ramen restaurant etiquette reminder follows altercation with angry couple: One person, one bowl
Miniature keychain versions of Japan’s Death Spray are coming to capsule toy machines soon
Starbucks Japan reveals new winter holiday goods to wrap up 2024
Serpentine Winnie the Pooh Year of the Snake plushies, Mickey and Baymax daruma arrive in Japan
This downtown Tokyo cafe is like a time machine that takes you back 50 years into the past
Japanese government will check and judge new baby name pronunciations, presents guidelines
Japanese train station vending machine has the best souvenirs for rail otaku
Japanese company develops classy heavy metal band frames for glasses
Tokyo’s Super Mario Christmas decoration displays are super cool【Photos】
Major Japanese city is abolishing extracurricular activities at all of its middle schools
Studio Ghibli showcases traditional craftsmanship with new wallet range
Possessing Harry Potter’s Sword of Godric Gryffindor is now illegal in Japan
Uniqlo announces first-ever collaboration with horror manga master Junji Ito【Photos】
J-pop mega star Ado reveals she’s been living in the U.S., may not understand language acquisition
Starbucks Japan is calling it quits with paper straws
Japan’s most popular castle raising ticket prices by up to 200 percent for non-local tourists
Furikake rice seasoning sales are soaring, which is bad news for Japan as a whole
Studio Ghibli heroine cardigans give you warmth and strength to face everyday challenges
Eight unforgettable hot springs, as recommended by Japan’s “Professor Bath”
McDonald’s new Happy Meals offer up cute and practical Sanrio lifestyle goods
Foreign tourists on Shinkansen bullet train break suitcase etiquette, angering local passengers
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Japanese government to make first change to romanization spelling rules since the 1950s
Foreigner’s request for help in Tokyo makes us sad for the state of society
Japanese convenience store Family Mart announces abolishment of eat-in spaces
Life-size vibrating Legend of Zelda Master Sword for sale from Nintendo【Photos】
Princesses, fruits, and blacksmiths: Study reveals the 30 most unusual family names in Japan
Studio Ghibli releases free-download board game — Here’s how to play it without reading Japanese
Station of despair: What to do if you get stuck at the end of Tokyo’s Chuo Rapid Line
Ramen restaurant etiquette reminder follows altercation with angry couple: One person, one bowl
Miniature keychain versions of Japan’s Death Spray are coming to capsule toy machines soon
Starbucks Japan reveals new winter holiday goods to wrap up 2024
Serpentine Winnie the Pooh Year of the Snake plushies, Mickey and Baymax daruma arrive in Japan
Osaka icon loses legs, restaurant says famous crab is exhausted
Here’s what happens when you mix all 53 kinds of Muji curry into one crazy super curry【Taste test】
Kura Sushi has a new parade-delivered whole cake dessert, but what’s it like to eat?【Video】
What’s the deal with akebi, the perfectly purple, alien-like fruit that’s in season now in Japan?
Disney Kabuki merch collaboration appears in Japan, but Mickey doesn’t play female roles
Tokyo Cancel Christmas protest march cancelled by Revolutionary Alliance of Unpopular Men
Comparing Japanese sweet potato ice creams that unite both summer and fall in one cup【Taste test】