It has to be pretty good being Kim Jong-un. You’re the supreme dictator of a whole country, you’ve got the most fashionable haircut ever, and women flock to you and faint in your presence.
Unfortunately being so handsome and popular has one downside though: the internet. When the online hivemind got its hands on a photo of Kim Jong-un visiting the female division of his divine army, they created some hilarious Photoshop masterpieces that are truly fitting for such a respected leader.
Here’s the original image that sparked the outpouring of collective creativity:
▼ Because in North Korea, Kim Jong-un is One Direction, Santa Claus, and Fifty Shades of Grey all rolled up into one.
And here’s what happened after a little internet magic was sprinkled on it:
▼ I knew I’d seen this photo somewhere before! (For the uninitiated, Brazzers is a porn production company.)
▼ Hey, be careful with that. That’s how his last girlfriend got killed.
▼ “Just don’t get the onions in the picture. I want their tears to look genuine.”
▼ Ooh la la. So that’s what he’s been hiding all this time. Even daddy Il-Dawg approves.
▼ “I need to go. My planet needs me.”
▼ This is what Kim Jong-un makes all women wear before he can kiss them.
▼ It’s not true love unless you literally drown in tears of joy.
▼ “Hey Mr. Un, do you have time for an interview?“
▼ North Korea in its typical burning state.
▼ Kim-ing up with the Kardashians
▼ Wow, the famine in North Korea must be really bad if they’re that desperate.
▼ “Please no! Not again! Please don’t play that song again! Please no!“
▼ Fun fact: This is actually the original image. They couldn’t afford to bring in the Supreme Leader so they just Photoshopped him in afterward.
▼ Well he’s certainly larger than The Beatles (ba dum ch).
▼ “I’mma let you finish, but the Airang Festival mass games was the greatest show of all time. Of all time!”
▼ And sometimes you just gotta ditch the Supreme Leader and have a girls’ day out at Disneyland.
So which image is your favorite? Personally I like the last one of all the army women together the best. It’s a beautiful symbolic representation of the North Korean people’s desire to be free of their tyrant and finally enjoy the same quality of life as other developed nations. …I mean, that was the artist’s intent, right?
Images/source: theCHIVE
Scandal in North Korea after Kim Jong-un makes mildly self-deprecating remark
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un to star in upcoming run ‘n’ gun video game based on his life
Kim Jong-un gives troops diarrhea for Christmas
Kim Jong-un’s face on one-piece romper suit available online, because that’s the world we live in
North Koreans reportedly forced to memorize Kim Jong-un’s entire 26-minute New Year speech
Japan has new rules for bicycle riders, and these 14 things could get you a fine or a court date
Wisteria season starts early with blooming of Japan’s Great Wisteria in its beautiful garden
Japanese Godzilla looks set to attack New York in teaser for Godzilla Minus Zero[Video]
Final version of Sanrio: Beginning of Kawaii exhibition opens in Tokyo[Photos]
Japanese bento shop sells croquettes for 13 cents, but are they any good?
New world’s biggest Muji just opened in Japan, and we paid it a visit【Photos】
What’s the best way to spend 1,000 yen at Denny’s in Japan?
Sakura shoes! Converse’s new Japan-exclusive model is made with actual cherry blossoms
Domino’s adds ghost pepper to Halloween Roulette Pizza in Japan
The Big Bomb Onigiri Japanese rice ball helps us conquer mountain race but conquers us in the end
Japan’s best conveyor belt sushi restaurant of seven years ago has now, finally, come to Tokyo
Mt. Fuji decorated with a 500,000-flower pink carpet is Japan’s ultimate spring view
Lawson convenience store at popular tourist site is one of the most unusual in Japan
Japanese trains in Sapporo might be better than those in Tokyo, thanks to one special feature
30 Pikachus want to share a Tokyo hotel room with you that has separate Grass, Water, Fire spaces
Japanese government wants overseas anime market to roughly triple in 10 years, but are they crazy?
Japan reportedly adding Japanese language skill requirement to most common foreigner work visa
Starbucks Japan releases FIVE new Frappuccinos in a day, and we try them all in 90 minutes
Pokémon and Ikea Japan cross over into each other’s worlds with collaboration events
Japan now has a special desk for people who work at home with a pet cat[Photos]
Famous Tokyo cherry blossom spot installs view-blocking screens to fight overcrowding[Video]
Uniqlo announces new T-shirts for One Piece, Naruto and more for manga publisher’s 100th birthday
Starbucks Japan releases new My Fruit³ Frappuccino at only 34 stores around the country
Krispy Kreme releases Super Mario doughnuts in Japan for a limited time
Japanese onsen egg maker from 100-yen store Daiso needs to be on your shopping list
Survey asks foreign tourists what bothered them in Japan, more than half gave same answer
Japan’s human washing machines will go on sale to general public, demos to be held in Tokyo
Starbucks Japan releases new drinkware and goods for Valentine’s Day
We deeply regret going into this tunnel on our walk in the mountains of Japan
Starbucks Japan releases new sakura goods and drinkware for cherry blossom season 2026
Studio Ghibli releases Kodama forest spirits from Princess Mononoke to light up your home
Japan’s newest Shinkansen has no seats…or passengers [Video]
Major Japanese hotel chain says reservations via overseas booking sites may not be valid
Put sesame oil in your coffee? Japanese maker says it’s the best way to start your day【Taste test】
No more using real katana for tourism activities, Japan’s National Police Agency says
Is North Korea really forcing its young men to get Kim Jong-un’s haircut? Probably not…
We finally know the age of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un
The power of fast food: Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un wants McDonald’s to invest in North Korea
Kim Jong-un’s “little red book” of quotes is the worst joke book you can buy for 500 yen
Kim Jong-un summoned to appear in Tokyo District Court
Researcher claims North Korea’s Kim Jong-un loved manga, got bad grades as a teen
Kim Jong-un allegedly orders entire extended family of executed uncle killed
Madame Tussauds in Tokyo offering free Kim Jong-un haircuts for one day only!
Japanese porn star directs commercial in which Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un are best friends【Vid】
Hilarious GIF shows what could have happened to Moon Jae-in when he stepped into North Korea
North Korea releases new video showing dangerous improvement in their CGI arsenal
We visited an oden store in Shinbashi frequented by the late Kim Jong-nam
“Let’s Speak North Korean!”
Black telephone like me: What if a handsome guy tries modern politics’ most famous harido?
North Korean official put to death after twisting song lyrics during karaoke session