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Finally, men can dress conservatively and not gross everyone out with their high-beams on.
When you head out for a night on the town, you encounter all kinds of interesting characters. There are the people who have traveled to unimaginable places, those who know some famous person or have some incredible anecdotes to reel off, and then there are those who, without anything funny or interesting to say, can fall back on have naturally occurring weird stuff on their body.
One Twitter user’s night at a bar led to the discovery that there were three of these such things his brand new drinking buddy’s chest, and it left him totally speechless.
For whatever reason, there seems to be an increasing demand for versions of men’s products that are traditionally meant for women, particularly in Japan. Perhaps some of you might be wondering, now that Japanese men have their very own lacy bras and panties, panty liners, and even sanitary panties, what else do they need? Here’s what’s up next: nipple pasties.
When it comes to iPhones, our Japanese writing team might be the biggest fans on the planet. Or at least the strangest. And while Mr. Sato had a busy week waiting for and getting the first iPhone sold in Japan, the rest of our Japanese writers haven’t been sitting around wasting time.
Nope, they’ve been testing vital features like the new iPhone’s hand-shake compensation and security features. We already know what happens when you tape an iPhone to a massage wand…but what happens when you try to lock and unlock it with your nipple?
Probably the most intriguing feature of the new generation iPhone is its fingerprint authentication. Once recognized by the system, only the true user’s fingerprint will unlock the phone, rendering it impossible for anyone else operate.
However, registering a fingerprint has its drawbacks. Someone can easily press the phone against your finger while you sleep and have access to all your secrets. If you want maximum security, we recommend using your toe or nipple. They really work!
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