
Horses are perhaps the most underrepresented demographic in modern gaming.
They respond to our calls, carry us across vast lands, and even sacrifice themselves so that we may keep fighting (Agro!), but when was the last time a horse was made the hero?
When was the last time the horse got the girl?
2011, actually, with the browser game My Sweet Umadonna ~I am Your Horse~, a Japanese visual novel where you play a rookie steed who strives to become a race horse under the care and training of three beautiful young women.
The game, which you can play for free here, launched last December and was created by the Japan Racing Association (JRA) as a way to raise interest in horse-racing among the general public.
Animation for the game was provided by Production I.G, one of Japan’s most prestigious animation studios, known for their work on Ghost in the Shell, Love Hina, and that new Mercedes-Benz commercial.
The story is set in the world of horse-racing and the protagonist a three-year-old horse who has never had any confidence in himself:
“I’m of an average pedigree, my training always takes longer than the other horses… Am I really cut out to be a race horse?”
That’s when you are sent to a new stable, were you spend your days under the loving care of the clumsy stable keeper, Asuka Matsuda;
The strict instruction of the first-class trainer, Kotobuki Yumeji;
And the steadfast saddle of newcomer jockey, Kurisu Fujisawa:
The game calls the three girls umadonnas (a combination of uma, or horse, and Madonna), and, at first glance, the story has all the trappings of a heart-warming animated tale about personal growth and believing in yourself.
But don’t worry: play through the three stages the game is split between and you’ll encounter plenty of questionable images in case you had forgotten what country this came out of.
Be careful Yumeji-chan, if you stare too long it might wink back!
The best part is that the game must have brought a lot of welcome attention to the JRA, as they’ve announced they will release a sequel, Umadonna 2 ~ Uma Sugu Kiss Me ~ (~Kiss Me Now~), on December 9.
You can check out the official teaser page here, which also has links to the fictional Twitter accounts of the three Umadonnas as well as a mystery figure that looks an awful lot like Hatsune Miku. The site also announced that an Umadonna event will be held at the Nakayama Racecourse on December 24.
We just hope there’s no actual horse kissing involved…
Source: Hachima Kiko, My Sweet Umadonna
▼ Opening video for Umadonna 1. Where’s the horse?
▼ And the ending video. Still no horse to be found, but lots of memories.






Temptations of smartphones, high-calorie foods mean no new horse racing jockeys for Japan next year
Sumo horse racing game returns with guest appearances from Street Fighter characters!
Historical race horse schoolgirl lesbian idol singers, all in one new Japanese video game【Video】
That’s not an anime horse girl figure, it’s an anime horse girl cookie!【Video】
Japanese swimsuit model rips her shirt to pieces, shows how to deal with losing at the track【Vid】
U.S.A. now the fastest-growing market for Japan’s high-tech toilets, now selling quicker than ever
We go on a quest to find the cheesiest sushi at Japanese conveyor belt sushi chains【Taste test】
Starbucks Japan quietly slips fans another Christmas present with Joyful Medley Strawberry Milk Tea
We tried a Japanese egg steamer to achieve the perfect breakfast eggs without a stove
A whole slew of Totoro Christmas cakes are on their way to make the season extra merry【Photos】
7-Eleven Japan has a hack for creating insanely delicious potato chip rice meals
Yokohama restaurant serves fried axolotl, along with giant isopod, camel, and crocodile
Tokyo event lets you travel back in time, for free, to celebrate 100 years since Showa era start
Record number of foreign children in Japan need help understanding Japanese in school
Is the all-you-can-eat KFC buffet in Tokyo really as good as they say it is?
Tokyo considering law requiring more trash cans following litter increase in heavily touristed area
Sanrio theme park in Japan announces plans to expand into a Sanrio resort
Stamina-destroying “Paralysis Noodles” are Tokyo’s newest over-the-top ramen innovation
This hot springs town in Japan sets fire across a mountain every winter in a beautiful tradition
Uniqlo Ukiyo-e Blue T-shirts: A cool-hued reinterpretation of some of Japan’s greatest paintings
Gundam and Reebok team up for new GQuuuuuuX Pumps【Photos】
Japan’s first hotel with a human washing machine is now ready for you to come and bathe in it
Japanese man who didn’t know how banks work defrauded out of 21 million yen
Studio Ghibli mixes with sporty street styles of New Era to put No Face on your head in cap series
Japan’s human washing machines will go on sale to general public, demos to be held in Tokyo
Starbucks Japan unveils new Christmas goods and a rhinestone tumbler that costs 19,500 yen
Real-world Nausicaa Ghibli anime glider completes its final flight in Japan【Video】
Japanese train company is letting fans buy its actual ticket gates for their homes
Is China’s don’t-go-to-Japan warning affecting tourist crowds in Tokyo’s Asakusa neighborhood?
The 10 best day trips from downtown Tokyo【Survey】
Nintendo’s Kirby now delivering orders at Kura Sushi restaurants, but not in Japan
A guide to visiting Sagamiko Illumination, one of the three biggest light-ups in Kanto
Survey asks foreign tourists what bothered them in Japan, more than half gave same answer
Japan’s deadliest food claims more victims, but why do people keep eating it for New Year’s?
We deeply regret going into this tunnel on our walk in the mountains of Japan
Studio Ghibli releases Kodama forest spirits from Princess Mononoke to light up your home
Major Japanese hotel chain says reservations via overseas booking sites may not be valid
Put sesame oil in your coffee? Japanese maker says it’s the best way to start your day【Taste test】
The top 10 annoying foreign tourist behaviors on trains, as chosen by Japanese people【Survey】
No more using real katana for tourism activities, Japan’s National Police Agency says
Starbucks Japan reveals new sakura drinkware collection, inspired by evening cherry blossoms
Donations pouring in from foreign Uma Musume fans for Japan’s real-life loveable loser racehorse
Robot sumo wrestlers fire laser blasts in crazy, free-to-play horse racing browser game
Haru Urara, Japan’s winless “Star of the Losers” race horse, has passed away
Anime franchise Uma Musume takes over trains in Tokyo with horse girl artwork【Photos】
Tom Cruise arrives in Japan, talks with horse girls【Video】
Get ready to rock! 38 awesome covers of video game music in 17 minutes
Best descendent ever? Japanese man builds memorial Pokémon out of cucumber to honor ancestors
6 predictions: Which brand new Japanese anime will be the dark-horse hit of 2020?【Videos】
Romance a man with chocolate ice cream for a head in most bizarre Japanese dating sim yet
This boys’ love game from Japan wants to teach you how to type【Video】
Japanese man crowned World’s Best Santa at 2014 Santa Winter Games
Bayonetta creator tells “dumbass” fan to expect the character to get naked in video game sequel
Fine art painters become fine anime boys in new romance video game Palette Parade
New Japanese video game lets you compete in an international toilet racing circuit
First look at Universal Studios’ Mario Kart ride, Super Nintendo World’s opening date revealed【Vid】
Leave a Reply