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I wouldn’t know personally because I basically use two plastic cups with some string attaching them for all my not-in-person communication, but I hear people with smartphones spend a lot of time and money trying to find the perfect case to protect and customize their technological doohickey.

There’s a lot to consider, after all: Will others enjoy the design as much as you do? Does the case affect the overall weight, size and shape of the phone to an unacceptable degree? Can you still fit it in your pocket after you snap the case on? Will people think you’re a creepy weirdo based on your choice of case? These are all questions normal smartphone users ask themselves.

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They are not, however, questions the proud owners of this gross disembodied hand phone case ask themselves, because obviously they are dangerous psychopaths. And you too can revel in the disgusted gasps and angry stares of others on your morning commute before you kill them all and stuff them in your freezer for just 5,000 yen (US$50) when you order this super-detailed disembodied woman’s hand iPhone case online.

You’ll be the talk of your whole prison cell block, guaranteed!

Source: Otakuma Keizai Shinbun