
Be honest, TOEIC. Have you been drinking?
TOEIC is a pretty big deal in Japan. Administered by U.S.-based organization Educational Testing Service, it’s an English-as-a-second-language proficiency test that’s often used as part of the hiring criteria by Japanese companies for positions with an international focus, with employers taking candidates’ TOEIC scores into account when evaluating their application packages.
TOEIC, by the way, stands for Test of English for International Communication…so it’s pretty ironic that a recent message from the official TOEIC Japan Twitter account is so very, very baffling.
もっとォ…もっとォ…みんなに英語好きになってほしいいいいいいいいいいいいいい
— TOEIC (@TOEIC_japan) September 30, 2024
いいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい
いいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいマジで人生変わるのにぃぃぃぃいぃぁあああああああああiisjhaisha
Even if you can’t read Japanese, you can probably see that the tweet has a couple of characters that repeat a startling number of times, which is as weird a way of writing in Japanese as it is in English. So what does the tweet say? Essentially:
“We…we waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant everyone to like English more.
Like, it’ll seriousssssss-uhlyyyyyyyyyy change your life iisjhaisha.”
And no, “iisjhaisha” isn’t a Japanese phrase or internet slang. The closest intelligible Japanese vocabulary is haisha, but that means “dentist,” but that’s obviously not something the TOEIC account is trying to shoehorn into whatever message it’s trying to send.
Since the message was posted on Septemeber 30, no explanation or clarification has been offered by TOEIC. The unhinged madness of the in-Japanese tweet has been met with utter bewilderment, as well as some earnest responses of what would, at the very least, convince more people to take the test, as shown in responses including:
“TOEIC! TOEIC! TOEIC! TOEIC! Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooah! Whoaaaaa…aa…aaa! Whoaaaaaaaah!!! TOEICTOEICTOEIC whoawhoawhoa!”
“It’s OK, TOEIC. You can tweet in English.”
“All right already, I’ll take the test! Just calm down!”
“Before you get all crazy, lower the test fee.”
“Make the test cheaper.”
“I…I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant you to lower the test fee. Like, it’ll seriousssssss-uhlyyyyyyyyyy increase the number of people who’ll take the test iisjhaisha.”
Currently, the cost to take the TOEIC test is 7,810 yen (US$56). That’s not exactly a budget-busting figure, but considering that the test cost only 5,830 yen in early 2020, and has had multiple price hikes since then, it’s not surprising to hear some people balking at the fee.
The next iteration of the test will be taking place on November 17, and with applications open until October 7, it’s not surprising that the TOEIC Twitter account is trying to get people excited about the examination, but this is certainly an odd way to go about doing it iisjhaisha.
Source: Twitter/@TOEIC_japan via Jin
Top image: Pakutaso (edited by SoraNews24)
● Want to hear about SoraNews24’s latest articles as soon as they’re published? Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

“We wasted so much time in English class” — Japanese Twitter user points out major teaching flaw
English conversation school in Japan has clever reminder that students don’t have to be perfect
Over half of Japanese students in nationwide test score zero percent in English speaking section
Bizarre English test in Japan asks students about winged vegetables, launches new meme
Japan reaches its lowest-ever ranking on Education First’s 2024 English Proficiency Index
Uniqlo announces new T-shirts for One Piece, Naruto and more for manga publisher’s 100th birthday
Fatal stabbing at Pokémon Center in Tokyo reignites concern over rising stalking cases in Japan
Krispy Kreme releases Super Mario doughnuts in Japan for a limited time
Totoro and Calcifer become little light-up lanterns for Ghibli-style excursions or at-home decor
Japan now has a “for foreign tourists only” Mt. Fuji sightseeing train[Video]
Create a tiny Ghibli anime world on your bookshelf with new miniature papercraft art kits
Japanese kindness restores our faith in humanity after a highway bus accident in Tokyo
Japan’s ministry of economy reminds us to “use sound judgment” before buying toilet paper
How to make your own hoshi-imo Japanese dried sweet potato snacks【SoraKitchen】
We made the biggest burger possible at McDonald’s Singapore’s “Create Your Taste” kiosk!
7-Eleven Japan releases a crazy new viral sandwich: Chocolate Sprinkles and Whipped Cream
Starbucks Japan releases new My Fruit³ Frappuccino at only 34 stores around the country
Nine amazing off-the-beaten-path cherry blossom spots in Japan for yaezakura and shidarezakura
Stunning central Japan wisteria festival is like a purple fantasy straight out of a Ghibli movie
Studio Ghibli releases the My Neighbour Totoro tea caddy, with a magical self-closing lid
Studio Ghibli unveils new Rollbahn notebook in honour of Howl’s Moving Castle
Starbucks Japan unveils new sakura cherry blossom collection for hanami season 2026
Train station platform ramen store closes its doors on half a century of history in Tokyo
Studio Ghibli releases Catbus pullback keychain that runs like the anime character
Japanese onsen egg maker from 100-yen store Daiso needs to be on your shopping list
Nine great places to see spring flowers in Japan, as chosen by travelers (with almost no sakura)
Starbucks Japan releases first-ever Hinamatsuri Girls’ Day Frappuccino
Cherry blossoms begin blooming in Japan with record-early starts for sakura season
Survey asks foreign tourists what bothered them in Japan, more than half gave same answer
Japan’s human washing machines will go on sale to general public, demos to be held in Tokyo
Starbucks Japan releases new drinkware and goods for Valentine’s Day
We deeply regret going into this tunnel on our walk in the mountains of Japan
Studio Ghibli releases Kodama forest spirits from Princess Mononoke to light up your home
Starbucks Japan releases new sakura goods and drinkware for cherry blossom season 2026
Japan’s newest Shinkansen has no seats…or passengers [Video]
Major Japanese hotel chain says reservations via overseas booking sites may not be valid
Put sesame oil in your coffee? Japanese maker says it’s the best way to start your day【Taste test】
No more using real katana for tourism activities, Japan’s National Police Agency says
New English textbook for Japanese learners is completely full of crap, looks pretty useful
English teachers in Japan apologize for having low-proficiency kids say “poison” in assigned video
Foreign English teachers in Japan pick their favorite Japanese-language phrases【Survey】
One of Japan’s biggest restaurant chains calls three different sauces all just “sauce” in English
Japan’s EF English Proficiency Index rank drops for 11th straight year, hits lowest ever
The anime girl English teacher textbook character that stole Japan’s heart has gotten a promotion
Teaching English in Japan? New book helps students talk about the Illuminati, alien abductions
Ridiculous Japanese TV program says English pronunciation is to blame for coronavirus spread【Vid】
Crazy, heartless wife stars in Japanese textbook’s shocking conversation for English learners
Japanese prime minister accidentally asked about government’s massive “Robbery Campaign” budget
Anime-style isekai story is actually an English-learning textbook from Japan’s public broadcaster
Japan’s new “painful sadness” snacks are a deliciously mysterious linguistics lesson【Taste test】
Japan’s new “Cunte” contact lenses aren’t pronounced like you’re probably thinking they are
What’s the real meaning of Japan’s “burning tofu” emoji?