All is right in the world when you're wrapped up in a giant pastry

From Kraso, online Japanese retailer of quirky home goods, comes the Fluffy Big Bread Cushion Party collection that promises to “wrap you up in a dreamy state of mind.” The collection consists of four different styles of overstuffed furniture food that you can cuddle up with. Because sometimes you just don’t want to deal with the world. And sometimes, the best way to do that is to turn into a delicious baked good.

Each food cushion comes with a colored poncho blanket that makes the wearer look even more food-like. There is a brown chocolate filling for the coronet pastry, cream for the cream pocket bread, green-ish matcha filling for the “oyasumi omelet” and strawberry jam for the toast.

▼ The cream pocket bread looks so comfortable!
Who wouldn’t want to turn into cream filling every once in a while?All is right in the world when you're wrapped up in a giant pastry4

▼   Four pieces of thickly sliced bread with strawberry jam blanket.All is right in the world when you're wrapped up in a giant pastry6

▼ This looks to be the most uncomfortable of the bunch. It is cute though…
All is right in the world when you're wrapped up in a giant pastry7

▼ The chocolate coronet pastry almost looks like a cocoon.All is right in the world when you're wrapped up in a giant pastry2

▼ It can also be unrolled to serve as a giant cushy blanket!All is right in the world when you're wrapped up in a giant pastry3

▼   The “oyasumi omelet” comes with matcha cream filling.
It’s like a giant taco of goodness.All is right in the world when you're wrapped up in a giant pastry9

▼   You can even spread it out to make a cuddly pancake rug.All is right in the world when you're wrapped up in a giant pastry10

You can purchase the entire set online at felissimo for 16,000 yen (US$163), but you won’t be able to enjoy them all at once. One item from the set will be sent to you each month, adding a little suspense and surprise to your purchasing experience. But having to buy all four could be a problem. Most Japanese apartments are very small, which means by the end of four months, your place will be filled, wall-to-wall, full of overstuffed pastries. At least you’ll always be within reach of an adorable place to curl up and take a nap.

Maybe we can get a set of these for the RocketNews24 office, but it’s probably a bad idea. Our visitors would come in to find that the entire staff have turned into writhing jumbo pastries. It might look a little something like this:

Images: Kraso