
Adult video actress draws the nation’s attention to gonad gummy-like snacks.
Walk into just about any Japanese convenience store, supermarket, or candy shop, and you’ll find a product called Kororo. A popular line of spherical fruit-flavored gummies, Kororo stands out from competitors by having an ever-so-slightly firm coating around the candies’ soft, jiggly insides.
Speaking of soft orbs, Kororo has been recently getting a bit of extra attention thanks to a tweet by Japanese adult film actress Kizuna Sakura.
コロロってグミの食感がまるでキンタマ◯◯ pic.twitter.com/VsURY4eyoK
— 佐倉絆🐸🚀 (@kizuna530) April 16, 2017
The baby-faced 27-year-old recently tweeted a selfie of herself with her lips wrapped around a pair of strawberry Kororo, along with the message…
“The mouth-feel of Kororo is just like balls〇〇.”
Sakura’s statement carries with it all the credibility of an industry veteran whose professional resume, for 2017 alone, includes roles in productions such as the impactfully direct 20 Bursts of Semen, thoroughly descriptive Stepping Up to the Challenge with her Arsenal of Private toys! 24-Hour Confinement Cumming Marathon, and non-numerical Black Guy Mega Di●k Lesbian Promiscuous Affairs International FUCK.
But even with Sakura’s trustworthy credentials, our Japanese-language reporter P.K. Sanjun felt it was his duty to mouth-test Kororo for himself.
▼ Thankfully, he didn’t do this on “bring your kid to work day.”
For this test, P.K. decided to pick up three different flavors: orange, red grape, and green Muscat grape.
As a guy, P.K. has spent his entire life in close proximity to testicles, specifically his own personal pair. However, he lacks Sakura’s oral experience with the body parts, so he began by gingerly rolling two Kororo around on the tip of his tongue.
“I see,” mused P.K. “So this is how…those things…feel on the tongue. He described the sensation as soft but mildly elastic. He then roped two of his coworkers, and also his boss, into the experiment.
▼ Just to be clear, P.K. had them try the gummies for themselves, not provide control specimens with which to better gauge the testicularness of the Kororo.
But while Sakura’s comment put a new spin on the texture of the gummies, they still taste deliciously fruity. However, our team did report that in light of the actress’ observation, they no longer feel comfortable biting into Kororo, as it now seems like an act of incredible cruelty.
As mentioned above, you can pick up Kororo at shops all over Japan if you’re feeling curious yourself. Just remember, though, that these are candies, and so best enjoyed as a treat after a sensible, nutritious meal, like a plate of Anal Orb Curry.
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