
Apparently the line between fashion and torture device can be quite funny.
Most of the time, fashion innovations make people’s lives easier and more comfortable. But it seems that’s not a hard and fast rule as this high-heeled monstrosity tweeted by @Tkfhk_ma_ has recently blown up Japanese Twitter with over 140,000 retweets:
▼ “I wanted shoes and looked around, but I have no idea how to wear these,
so I drew the possible ways to wear them. Now I understand even less.”
▼ What. The. Heel?
▼ Are these shoes intended for use in sideways houses?

by walking around like a two-legged spider all day?
Japanese netizens were just as confused as we were:
“I don’t think anyone could realistically take more than two steps in those.”
“Those look like they’d break some bones. Or at least toenails.”
“Maybe if you snapped off the heels they’d be wearable?”
Others struggled to come up with ways of conceivably wearing them, complete with more incredibly realistic drawings:
▼ Maybe you’re meant to rotate the shoes and
use the heel like a bouncy springboard as you walk?
多分こうっすよ先輩
— 佩華 夢次郎 (@muujiro) June 12, 2017
知らんけど、 pic.twitter.com/E0MUV28ljM
▼ Or maybe you’re supposed to ignore the vertical part
of the shoe and stuff your tiny feet into the front part only?
▼ Or perhaps they’re meant for
balancing between a wall and floor?
こういう角のところ専用なのかも? pic.twitter.com/ZbYVAc6uwI
— ゆーさん@焼える焼えない (@yuyy3316) June 13, 2017
▼ Oh! Maybe they’re running shoes!
https://twitter.com/issei9424/status/874210300366438400▼ Or are they meant for doing sexy squats?
こうじゃね pic.twitter.com/YPVFdLsYLN
— てめぇさん (@temexesan) June 12, 2017
▼ Either way, apparently they’ve somehow
got great reviews on their website….
評価は高いんですよねwww pic.twitter.com/qFsgEuB7Og
— key凛(きーりん) (@kani_kuma108) June 14, 2017
Seems like the jury’s still out on whether or not these things are wearable, but the good news is that if you do find a way to strap your feet into them, you’ll be guaranteed the lowest price at the hotel that discounts by how high your heels are.
Source: Twitter/@Tkfhk_ma_
Images: Twitter/@Tkfhk_ma_ (edited by SoraNews24)



Police officer caught smelling coworker’s shoes, Department: “sniffing shoes is not illegal”
Want to gift someone shoes but don’t know their size? Japanese Twitter has the solution
Where’d those amazing Godzilla shoes seen at the Academy Awards come from, and can you buy them?
Potential cat-astrophe! Japanese park goers warned about dangers of cats and shoes, possibly
Beautiful new line of Sailor Moon shoes feature “360-degree cuteness”【Photos】
Cup Noodle releases cold-water instant ramen in Japan, but can it really be made with just cold water?
Japanese convenience store releases Japanese convenience store-flavor fried chicken
Hatsune Miku collaborates with Hokusai’s art in new Vocaloid ukiyo-e illustration series [Pics]
Studio Ghibli releases anime T-shirts that pay homage to one of Hayao Miyazaki’s most personal films
Japan’s “edible fireworks” wagashi sweets return, but only for a limited time [Photos]
Giant Snorlax, other snoozing Pokémon appear in Yokohama for Pokémon Sleeping Faces Research [Pics]
Japan now has human refrigerators inspired by Japanese vending machines
Starbucks Japan unveils new peach milk pudding drink that’s like a decadent dessert
Family Mart’s new Tokyo flagship convenience store doesn’t feel convenient, but is that a problem?
Japan’s popular curry chain Cocoichi has an elusive delivery-only noodle menu
Cup Noodle unveils first-ever cold-water instant ramen in Japan
Starbucks Japan releases new Discovery Series collection celebrating local regions and traditions
Teen girl in Japan refuses to be victim, personally escorts train pervert to police for arrest
Japanese government ID card and app to be required for certain Pokémon card purchases next month
Is Japan’s tourism boom slowing down? Foreign visitor numbers fall for first time in five years
Japan announces sudden 400-percent increase in visa fees for foreigners entering the country
Studio Ghibli has a new anime out, and there’s only one place in the world where you can see it
Salomon releases Japan-exclusive Mt. Fuji hiking gear that doubles as an amazing souvenir
Japanese ninja certification exam attracts 131 candidates from Japan and abroad
Japan triples departure tax, foreign tourists and locals now must pay more to leave country
Japan launches first overnight Shinkansen bullet train between Tokyo and Osaka this summer
Family Mart opens new “Famima” flagship store in Tokyo that’s like a tourist attraction
Japan’s human washing machines will go on sale to general public, demos to be held in Tokyo
Starbucks Japan releases new drinkware and goods for Valentine’s Day
Starbucks Japan releases new sakura goods and drinkware for cherry blossom season 2026
Japan’s newest Shinkansen has no seats…or passengers [Video]
Put sesame oil in your coffee? Japanese maker says it’s the best way to start your day【Taste test】
Japan reportedly adding Japanese language skill requirement to most common foreigner work visa
Can’t get enough Funasshi? Here come Funa-shoes!
Wear Japan’s most iconic landmark on your shoes with this Adidas collaboration【Photos】
Fancy genuine leather shoes with squishable heels released from Japanese shoemaker
Japanese online fashion retailer Zozotown develops foot-scanning tech for perfect-fitting shoes
Japanese man arrested for stealing women’s shoes and replacing them with new ones
High-heel bandit nabbed in Tokyo, 450 pairs of women’s shoes seized
Now you can buy colorful and adorable shoes inspired by the anime idols of Prism Paradise!
Own a pair of secret camera shoes? The police should be by shortly for a visit
These Hello Kitty shoes might be too cute to wear…but that won’t stop us from trying!
Give yourself the feet of an anime idol with these Love Live shoes
Jimmy Choo and Sailor Moon collaboration brings us gorgeous high-fashion Sailor Scout shoes
Beautiful new Hatsune Miku shoes make you look like the virtual idol, look like her themselves too
Japanese elementary teacher busted for hiding students’ shoes, writing “die” on their belongings
Chinese manners-vigilante throws away shoes of sleeping passenger at airport
Ghibli character shoes: Perfect for a stroll through your nearest forest or anime convention