
Can comedians Takashi and Saito-san use their power of alopecia for good, and get kids studying kanji?
Studying kanji, the Chinese characters that along with hiragana, katakana and bad English make up the Japanese writing system, can be really very interesting. Working out that volcano (火山) is a combination of the characters for fire (火) and mountain (山) is a genuine epiphany moment.
But the hours and hours, and more hours, of writing out kanji and learning the different ways to pronounce them in different contexts (oh look, another exception to the rule) is not exactly a barrel of laughs. If only there were a way to combine kanji practice and childish humour for Japanese kids, adults or even foreign learners to enjoy. Into that niche market, entered Professor Poo and a surprisingly large number of poo-based textbooks and even confectionary. But now the kanji poo business has dried up. What next? Baldness.
While not necessarily a laughing matter for sufferers, especially since it seems some Japanese women would refuse point-blank to marry a bald man, receding hairlines and barcode-esque comb-overs are the source of amusement that has been chosen for the next series of no-doubt very popular kanji drill textbooks.
This time the textbooks feature example sentences about Takashi and Saito-san, members of the popular comedy double-act Trendy Angel, who have made a career from joking (and rapping) about their own lack of hair, even winning the M-1 Grand Prix comedy event in 2015.
▼ Apparently you can flog a dead horse.
“1. Even if Saito-san were to be born again, he’d be bald.”
“2. Saito-san’s hair will never grow again.”
“3. Takashi is bald for life.”
It isn’t only the Japanese who laugh at the follicly challenged, we’re clearly no better, as the joke in my Christmas cracker last year had this to impart, “What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? Thanks, I’ll never part with it”.
The two textbooks are aimed at school children in their first and second years, aged around five or six, but given the popularity of the poo-themed kanji drills among adults, and the celebrity endorsement of Japan’s most popular baldies, these books may be the latest hit success in the puerile humour meets education boom. Of course it begs the questions, once you’ve run out of poo puns and baldy bawlers, what’s the next idea to be scraped out from the bottom of the barrel to get kids studying?
Source: PR Times
Top image: Pakutaso
Insert images: PR Times
[ Read in Japanese ]



Wisteria season starts early with blooming of Japan’s Great Wisteria in its beautiful garden
Injuries on stairs in Tokyo highlight an overlooked design flaw
Japan’s popular bead bonsai kit is as beautiful as it is gruelling to make
Sanrio’s best-loved butthole defies physics in adorable sumo collaboration[Photos]
Kinotake Mother AI developed to study Japan’s divide between chocolate cookie snacks
Wisteria season starts early with blooming of Japan’s Great Wisteria in its beautiful garden
Injuries on stairs in Tokyo highlight an overlooked design flaw
Japan’s popular bead bonsai kit is as beautiful as it is gruelling to make
Sanrio’s best-loved butthole defies physics in adorable sumo collaboration[Photos]
Kinotake Mother AI developed to study Japan’s divide between chocolate cookie snacks
Daughter of Osamu Tezuka, God of Manga, discovers his stash of hand-drawn sexy mouse artwork
Pikachu to cuddle with kimono-clad beauty on Tokyo street as part of flower art event
Japan’s best conveyor belt sushi restaurant of seven years ago has now, finally, come to Tokyo
Starbucks Japan opens new Kyoto store in Place of Scenic Beauty
Yokohama restaurant serves fried axolotl, along with giant isopod, camel, and crocodile
Mt. Fuji decorated with a 500,000-flower pink carpet is Japan’s ultimate spring view
Lawson convenience store at popular tourist site is one of the most unusual in Japan
Japanese trains in Sapporo might be better than those in Tokyo, thanks to one special feature
Japanese government wants overseas anime market to roughly triple in 10 years, but are they crazy?
30 Pikachus want to share a Tokyo hotel room with you that has separate Grass, Water, Fire spaces
Japanese bento shop sells croquettes for 13 cents, but are they any good?
Starbucks Japan releases FIVE new Frappuccinos in a day, and we try them all in 90 minutes
Japan reportedly adding Japanese language skill requirement to most common foreigner work visa
Pokémon and Ikea Japan cross over into each other’s worlds with collaboration events
Japan now has a special desk for people who work at home with a pet cat[Photos]
Famous Tokyo cherry blossom spot installs view-blocking screens to fight overcrowding[Video]
Uniqlo announces new T-shirts for One Piece, Naruto and more for manga publisher’s 100th birthday
Starbucks Japan releases new My Fruit³ Frappuccino at only 34 stores around the country
Krispy Kreme releases Super Mario doughnuts in Japan for a limited time
Japanese onsen egg maker from 100-yen store Daiso needs to be on your shopping list
Survey asks foreign tourists what bothered them in Japan, more than half gave same answer
Japan’s human washing machines will go on sale to general public, demos to be held in Tokyo
Starbucks Japan releases new drinkware and goods for Valentine’s Day
We deeply regret going into this tunnel on our walk in the mountains of Japan
Starbucks Japan releases new sakura goods and drinkware for cherry blossom season 2026
Studio Ghibli releases Kodama forest spirits from Princess Mononoke to light up your home
Japan’s newest Shinkansen has no seats…or passengers [Video]
Major Japanese hotel chain says reservations via overseas booking sites may not be valid
Put sesame oil in your coffee? Japanese maker says it’s the best way to start your day【Taste test】
No more using real katana for tourism activities, Japan’s National Police Agency says
Daughter of Osamu Tezuka, God of Manga, discovers his stash of hand-drawn sexy mouse artwork
Pikachu to cuddle with kimono-clad beauty on Tokyo street as part of flower art event
Japan’s best conveyor belt sushi restaurant of seven years ago has now, finally, come to Tokyo
Starbucks Japan opens new Kyoto store in Place of Scenic Beauty
Yokohama restaurant serves fried axolotl, along with giant isopod, camel, and crocodile
The results are in! One Piece World Top 100 characters chosen in global poll
What exactly is the treat known as a “kougnané” that’s sold outside Tokyo’s Yurakucho Station?
Hypnosis bar opens in Tokyo, with prizes for those who don’t fall into a hypnotic state
It’s like the samurai era never ended at this beautiful Japanese mountain town
Pokémon becomes fine art with series of two hand-crafted Pikachu woodblock prints fans can buy
The top 10 themed cafes in Tokyo, according to Shibuya’s Harajuku girls
How a samurai’s quest for revenge created one of Tokyo’s best cafes, and it’s still open
McDonald’s Korea now serving up Hello Kitty in cute Sanrio costumes