No, this is not a joke. This is an actual video–number 28, actually–in a whole series of videos made for the sole purpose of trying to find the best ‘method’ to increase a small-chested woman’s bust size.
In this particular excerpt, our unfaltering host Ryoko tries out one of her ideas for natural enlargement by massaging her chest…with summer vegetables?! All of you interested ladies (and men; we know that y’all secretly want to increase your chest size so you can wear one of these little gems), join us after the jump to learn more about this “Method to increase your breast size when harvesting summer vegetables”!

Is it rude to sing along at concerts in Japan? We ask a pro musician for his take
Can a dirty butthole make you filthy rich in Japan? We’re starting a New Year’s lottery experiment
Starbucks Japan releases new zodiac chilled cup drink for 2026
Miffy Cafe in Shibuya looks so deliciously cute we could eat it right up 【Pics】
Oh Boy, That’s Pretty Racist (Part Two): Japanese woman explains why Taiwanese girls suck
McDonald’s Japan has Precure anime magical girl Happy Meal toys, and they’re Wonderful!【Photos】
Brand-new Pokémon park opens in Japan with larger-than-life-size Lapras【Photos】
Shiga woman defrauded 4.4M yen by man asking for money to fly down from the ISS and marry her
Tokyo’s Ueno Station has an unmanned noodle restaurant on its platform, and its no-joke good
Japanese restaurant serves noodles that you fold and eat【Taste test】
7-Eleven Japan starts new temporary luggage storage service in over 300 branches
Disillusionment at Tsukiji’s tourist-target prices led us to a great ramen restaurant in Tokyo
Starbucks teams up with 166-year-old Kyoto doll maker for Year of the Horse decorations【Photos】
Japan may add Japanese language proficiency, lifestyle classes to permanent foreign resident requirements
Lacquerware supplier to emperor of Japan and Pokémon team up for new tableware
Tokyo’s Tsukiji sushi neighborhood asks tour groups to stay away for the rest of the month
Is this the most relaxing Starbucks in Japan?
Starbucks on a Shinkansen bullet train platform: 6 tips for using the automated store in Japan
Street Fighter Hadouken Churros to be launched and eaten in Tokyo, Okami pudding on offer too
Japan’s human washing machines will go on sale to general public, demos to be held in Tokyo
Japanese train company is letting fans buy its actual ticket gates for their homes
Tokyo considering law requiring more trash cans following litter increase in heavily touristed area
Nintendo’s Kirby now delivering orders at Kura Sushi restaurants, but not in Japan
Tokyo event lets you travel back in time, for free, to celebrate 100 years since Showa era start
Sanrio theme park in Japan announces plans to expand into a Sanrio resort
Survey asks foreign tourists what bothered them in Japan, more than half gave same answer
Japan’s deadliest food claims more victims, but why do people keep eating it for New Year’s?
We deeply regret going into this tunnel on our walk in the mountains of Japan
Studio Ghibli releases Kodama forest spirits from Princess Mononoke to light up your home
Major Japanese hotel chain says reservations via overseas booking sites may not be valid
Put sesame oil in your coffee? Japanese maker says it’s the best way to start your day【Taste test】
The top 10 annoying foreign tourist behaviors on trains, as chosen by Japanese people【Survey】
No more using real katana for tourism activities, Japan’s National Police Agency says
Starbucks Japan reveals new sakura drinkware collection, inspired by evening cherry blossoms
McDonald’s Japan has Precure anime magical girl Happy Meal toys, and they’re Wonderful!【Photos】
Brand-new Pokémon park opens in Japan with larger-than-life-size Lapras【Photos】
Shiga woman defrauded 4.4M yen by man asking for money to fly down from the ISS and marry her
Tokyo’s Ueno Station has an unmanned noodle restaurant on its platform, and its no-joke good
Japanese restaurant serves noodles that you fold and eat【Taste test】
Why you shouldn’t call this food “Hiroshimayaki” if you’re talking to people from Hiroshima
Are you an avocaddict? Burger King Japan can help you get your fix with new avocado burgers
Pocky recall issued in Japan after customers notice off-the-mark taste caused by unintended smells
New line of Evangelion fishing lures and other gear released by Japanese maker Dress
Should a man in his 40s pursue a 19-year-old Japanese convenience store clerk?