This hilarious kitty even blocks the remote control sensor on the fan to ensure he retains control over the household.
Suzumaro the cat has gained quite a following in Japan for the amusing way he claims ownership over the people and things around. Whether he’s sitting in a child’s chair, or resting his body on food and tissue boxes around the house, Suzumaro is the true master of his domain, and now that it’s heating up in summer, it’s time for the cat to lay claim on another coveted item: the electric fan.
Proving he can control the machine that controls the temperature, Suzumaro doesn’t just lay an idle paw on the fan; instead he stretches his forearm out over its base entirely. In fact, the cat was discovered in this position after it’s owner had been trying to use the remote controller on the fan and found it wasn’t working. Taking a look to see why the controller wasn’t registering with the machine, the cause of the problem became evident. Suzumaro was covering the sensor on the machine.
なぜか、扇風機のリモコンを感知する箇所を塞がれています。
— こけ助パパ (@kokesukepapa) July 8, 2016
その為、リモコンがききません。 pic.twitter.com/8A53HcxZzm
Not only had the cat effectively thwarted its owner’s plans to adjust the setting on the fan, he also dished it out with a hilarious don’t-mess-with-me expression. And it’s not the only time this has happened, with the cheeky kitty controlling the fan again a couple of weeks later, placing its paw directly over the sensor, while sitting on a box of peaches that the owner had wanted to open.
両親から桃が届いた。
— こけ助パパ (@kokesukepapa) July 25, 2016
「お早めにお召し上がりください」と書いてあるが、まず箱が開けらない。
だって、妖怪に占領されているから・・
しかもなぜか扇風機のリモコンを感知する箇所を隠しながら・・・ pic.twitter.com/twASPjGz5i
The owner, who goes by the Twitter handle @kokesukepapa, is used to putting up with this sort of treatment from Suzumaro, with the cat often laying claim to his laptop…
パソコンの邪魔の仕方に、
— こけ助パパ (@kokesukepapa) July 29, 2016
ハードボイルド感が漂ってて惚れそう pic.twitter.com/wxLge0FBC7
…and his collection of manga.
なんとか読み終えて「さて次の巻を読もう」と思ったら、
— こけ助パパ (@kokesukepapa) July 28, 2016
次の巻のほうを占領されてて、続きが読めない。
この表情のときは、手を伸ばすと攻撃してくるので諦めよう。 pic.twitter.com/lVGYrmfgg2
読んでる途中のマンガ置いといたら、占領されてた。
— こけ助パパ (@kokesukepapa) July 27, 2016
咬まれないように、そっと引き抜くしかない。 pic.twitter.com/52xJTku1wd
The cute cat’s cheeky antics have been cracking everyone up on Twitter, with users leaving comments like:
“Suzumaro is the definition of a cool cat!”
“Everyone in the house must have to wait for him to go to sleep before they can get anything done!”
“That facial expression is just too much!”
“In his mind he’s probably saying, ‘You will not cross!'”
“Is there a person hiding inside this cat?”
While the cat does like to plant himself on top of all the things, sometimes he does it with a sweet face too. To find out what other things he owns around the house, stop by his Twitter account for all the cute details!
Source: BUZZmag
Top Image: Twitter/@kokesukepapa

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