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You’ve never seen table wiping like this before.

Japanese Twitter user Saver Neun recently tweeted this clip of a waiter wiping down a table in a restaurant. That may not sound that amazing, but trust us, it’s so impressive you may try to tip him through your computer screen.

▼ “This way of wiping the table is so cool.”

I don’t know about you, but I think this guy’s in the wrong place. He should be in the kitchen spinning and flipping pizza dough! Or maybe that’s what he used to do, and he got demoted the wiping tables after too many accidents involving the creation of epic pizzas. That’s the only possible explanation.

Here’s what Japanese netizens had to say about this demonstration of extraordinary wiping powers:

“That’s so cool, like napkin kung fu.”
“That’s not the most efficient way of doing it, but it sure is stylish.”
“Wait, wouldn’t that just get the table’s dust and crumbs everywhere?”
“I can’t imagine that’s how they’re trained to do it.”
“Yeah I hope he doesn’t get in trouble if his boss sees this.”
“Are you guys kidding? He should get a raise!”

Whether you think the guy’s wiping method is good or bad, I think we can all agree on one thing: his passion for wiping down tables is through the roof, and isn’t that really all that matters? Only by finding the “table wiping” in our own lives can any of us achieve true happiness.

Source/image: Twitter/@QrayVis