“Motherf#%$ers, go!”

We all have an image of Hello Kitty as that sweet little kitten-girl who likes apples and appearing on everything from melons to bullet trains. But when you think about it, she’s really got to be like what, 45 now?

She’s certainly allowed to let her hair down and do a little wilin out from time to time. One such time is the Spooky Pumpkin Puro All Night Halloween Party at Sanrio Puroland theme park.

Now, generally a “spooky pumpkin party” at a Hello Kitty theme park doesn’t sound all that wild, but as Twitter user Yuna-cha discovered, Miss Kitty gets a little saucy after hours.

If you watched that video without sound, please go back and see it again with the volume up, because there is something strangely cathartic about watching DJ Hello Kitty open her set with a hearty “Motherfuckers go!”

However, true to her character, Hello Kitty takes any opportunity to interact with the fans by waving, blowing kisses, and making that heart-shape thing with both hands.

DJ Hello Kitty was just one act in the line-up of performers that took the stage from 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. in the morning of 28 October. The Spooky Pumpkin Halloween Party 2018 had an eclectic mix of 14 artists from the genres of rap, rock, EDM, and more.

With all that music and lasers outlining the faces of Sanrio’s biggest stars like Little Twin Stars and Keroppi. Even those watching online got a kick out of it.

“That looks fucking fun!”
“What the fuck is that? I wanna go!”
“I’m not sure they should be throwing around the f-word at Puroland, but that was still good.”
“Fuck desu.”
“She is a country girl – probably curses like a sailor at home.”
“Between this and Pom Pom Purin showing off his butthole, Sanrio is getting quite edgy.”

It does look like an unexpectedly fun party, but as Yuna-cha pointed out, it’s only once a year. Although the theme of the party is Halloween, this event is also in celebration of Hello Kitty’s birthday which falls on 1 November.

So, if you’re looking for an alternative to all the car flipping and gropers of other Halloween parties in Japan, you may want to plan a trip to Puroland next year where Hello Kitty will absolutely not tolerate such motherfuckery in her house.

Source: Twitter/@Ync_Bnc, Hachima Kiko
Images: PR Times