Farts
I Want to Listen to the Real Farts of a Dojin Voice Actress combines voice acting and fart acting.
Attempt at discipline feels especially misguided when you learn the type of school he worked at.
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You’re on a date with the most amazing person you’ve ever met. It’s all going well, and you know you’re not going home alone tonight. But as you finish up your meal, it hits you out of nowhere: the stomach rumbles of a vicious fart. Your mind races: what to do?! Should you hold it in or break wind and try to blame it on the waiter?
Well, today we have a translation of a Japanese article about this very topic! Now you’ll know what happens when you hold in those Silent-But-Deadlies.
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