Richard Simmonds
Originally from Sussex in the UK, Richard came to Japan for the first time in 2011 to teach English. Deciding that only one stint as a student wasn’t enough he returned to go to university in Osaka where he still lives, working slowly towards his inevitable destiny of being killed in an avalanche of manga and textbooks, surrounded by the discarded wrappers of assorted matcha-flavour sweets and biscuits. Whilst continuing his love-hate- hate relationship with the Japanese language he works as a translator, writer and sometime bar pet gaijin.
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Monkeys with typewriters can write Shakespeare but can machines create anime as well as humans?
If you wanna know, if he loves you so, it’s in his… political engagement, that’s where it is.
Japanese Twitter user’s methods work just as well (or not) with Hi-Chew as with any other kind of recalcitrant sweet or candy.
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One parent and Twitter user experiences the joy of catching Pikachu in Pokémon GO, but it’s all too short-lived.
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Perplexing perspectives: when left is right, and right is right, our brains melt but we’re impressed nonetheless.
Model/celebrity finds confusing sign telling us to do, or not do, something involving small cats and big shoes.
The story of the man who brought us Pikachu and countless other fantastical creatures to feature in an educational manga next month.
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Thieves used machinery to steal flowering cherry blossom branches and tree trunks from a park in Osaka Prefecture.
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