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Master Blaster
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Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Canada’s Steven Le Blanc and Japan’s Masami M, a pair who in addition to writing work are in English education and created the StudyNow app for Japanese students of English.
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Join us as we attempt to unravel the cultural enigma of the chicken-eel that goes “Mooooooo!!”
While the “Kanno Mille-Fueille Set” may sound dainty, this mountain of meat from Tonkatsu is a Drink is anything but.
After using his martial art skills to survive a bear attack, Hiroto Miyagawa’s real nightmare has just begun.
It was a good thing the suspect had decided to become a cop, because he doesn’t seem to be a very good criminal.
Our skeptical writers wonder if the combination of singing and elevating is a winner or a bust.
Next time someone rides a tiny scooter through a typhoon to bring you a filet-o-fish, don’t forget to request your free smile too!
The zoo has planned a highly interactive exhibit allowing visitors to be completely immersed in animals’ pooh.
Some historical sites are honored while others get the shaft, but that may just be how the Shuri Theater likes it.
A car with your own face plastered on every inch of the body is the epitome of a “customized car.” How could they refuse?
This stunning work of century-old architecture has given its last tour allowing people access to never-before-seen parts of the facility.
A former correctional officer recounts one experience of an execution in detail, because he can never forget.
Dainashi shows the stamina of a warrior as he drums the extremely high tempo theme songs to every stage.
Finally, what virtual reality was intended to do this whole time: let you fire a powerful wave of energy at those who have wronged you.
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