Master Blaster

Writer / Translator

Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Canada’s Steven Le Blanc and Japan’s Masami M, a pair who in addition to writing work are in English education and created the StudyNow app for Japanese students of English.

Together they have written somewhere around 1,500 articles for RocketNews24 covering such diverse topics as Chinese men selling sanitary napkins to each other and a Japanese guy dragging an ear of corn around the Tokyo train system. A few of these were actually good, but don’t take our word for it! Here’s what our beloved readers had to say:

“One isn't always in the mood for bold tastes. But when I'm in the mood for bold flavor I turn to you.”
“Stupid article. Who cares what the Japanese think it's cool. You don't call a monkey, "gorilla".”
“You know, this is about the most cogent explanation of how a turbocharger works that I have ever seen in the non-motorsports world.”
“Thanks for the article peter!”
“It's people like you who make exploitation possible.”
“It looks yummy and the story was great. Thank you for the smile.”

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Mr. Sato accosts award-winning actor Hideaki Ito【Interview】

Sato vs Ito: Requiem.

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Drunk cycling can result in an instantly suspended driver’s license in Japan

If you’re bad behind the handlebars, you’re considered bad behind the wheel here.

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Large amount of supposed human organs left in Osaka marketplace

One person’s trash is another’s nightmare.

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Black Thunder chocolate-bar-shaped fishing lures coming next year

All the fun of a Black Thunder bar, but with sharp hooks!

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Japanese woman mistaken for bear

With the right clothing anyone can bear a resemblance.

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Exhibit featuring cutting-edge smell technology held at Tokyo Skytree

Come take a whiff of the future.

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New line of Evangelion fishing lures and other gear released by Japanese maker Dress

Fish are in their sea, all is right with the world.

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Let’s visit a German castle… in Okinawa!

We go where washi dare.

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Japanese man who didn’t know how banks work defrauded out of 21 million yen

But now he knows, and knowing is half the battle.

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“Bear” voted Japan’s Kanji of the Year for 2025 in extremely close race

It bear-ly beat out the second-place kanji.

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Japanese group to hold fashion show of colostomy bags and other stoma equipment in Paris

Why hide it when you can accessorize it?

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Japanese woman sues man for 1.5 million yen for violating her “right to chastity”

It really does pay to know your rights.

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Once you hear this lady sing “Yooooooghurppe”, you may never stop hearing it

Sorry, I can’t hear you over this dairy girl in my head.

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Osaka teen arrested for hacking into Internet cafe’s app to steal data, was helped by Chat-GPT

That AI better have a good alibi.

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Toyota City civil servant arrested for using government access to run a detective agency

Public worker by day, private dick by night.

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Japanese company selling bear-proof automatic doors

Effective against bears and very lazy people.

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Foreign driver’s license conversion test passes plummet from over 90% to 33% in Japan

Driving test pass rates as low as two percent in some areas.

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Japanese town suing resident for being a jerk

How big of a jerk do you need to be before your own town sues you?

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Japanese police attempting to clamp down on “zombie cigarettes”

Who doesn’t want to be a zombie that smokes?

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Security guard jumped by bear at public restroom in middle of Numata City

Bears in Japan are steadily getting closer to urban areas.

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