Master Blaster

Writer / Translator

Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Canada’s Steven Le Blanc and Japan’s Masami M, a pair who in addition to writing work are in English education and created the StudyNow app for Japanese students of English.

Together they have written somewhere around 1,500 articles for RocketNews24 covering such diverse topics as Chinese men selling sanitary napkins to each other and a Japanese guy dragging an ear of corn around the Tokyo train system. A few of these were actually good, but don’t take our word for it! Here’s what our beloved readers had to say:

“One isn't always in the mood for bold tastes. But when I'm in the mood for bold flavor I turn to you.”
“Stupid article. Who cares what the Japanese think it's cool. You don't call a monkey, "gorilla".”
“You know, this is about the most cogent explanation of how a turbocharger works that I have ever seen in the non-motorsports world.”
“Thanks for the article peter!”
“It's people like you who make exploitation possible.”
“It looks yummy and the story was great. Thank you for the smile.”

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Sazae-san breaks own Guinness World Records again for 55 years on television

Star voice actor is 85 going on 25.

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Domino’s Japan has all-you-can-eat pizza isn’t an Internet rumor, but it is hard to find

It takes a lot of luck and a little hunger to partake in this delicious deal.

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Made In Japan Fender Limited Edition Hello Kitty Stratocaster now on sale in Japan

Shredding Sanrio style.

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Taking Amazon Japan’s lowest-rated light-up nunchucks out for a spin

Don’t just buy any illuminated weapons. Do the research first.

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A deep-fried sushi senbero awaits from Super Value【Japan’s Best Home Senbero】

A breakthrough in the senbero arts has been made.

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Japanese Prime Minister once criticized deploying military to fight Godzilla

There are tricky legal hurdles when fighting kaiju.

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We try carving a Halloween pumpkin… to eat【SoraKitchen】

It’s the great pumpkin, P.K. Sanjun!

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Japanese job-hunters reportedly dismayed by requests for “photos showing who you are as a person”

Anything’s OK, just nothing too natural, or unnatural, or unflattering, or revealing, or stodgy… but, you know, anything is OK.

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New game on Nintendo Switch requires players to act drunk for superpowers

Be the hero you deserve, but not the hero you need right now.

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Chinese drivers flocking to Japan for quick and easy route to international licenses

Come for the food, stay for the ability to drive in 100 countries.

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Australian sentenced to prison, judges unconvinced he said “Go to a door” not “This is a robbery”

The “soramimi defense” fails to hold up in court.

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Hey, Japanese taxi driver! Take us to the best horror in Tokyo!

We treat ourselves to all-we-can-drink tears and sweat.

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Australian on trial in Tokyo, case hinges on if he said “This is a robbery” or “Go to a door”

Possibly the first time a trial in Japan is decided by English grammar and pronunciation.

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Legendary artist EYE to hold his largest mass-percussion event ever in Tokyo with crowdfunding underway

Floodway in Tokyo to be flooded with soundwaves.

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Mr. Sato gets 1,000 yen in food and drink from two stores for a “double senbero”【Japan’s Best Home Senbero】

Featuring appearances by Toilet God, Cutieboy QT, and more!

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Osaka zookeeper caught stealing chimpanzees’ food

Victims claim to have seen no evil, heard no evil, nor spoken no evil.

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Kyoto company developing autofocus glasses for sufferers of presbyopia and other conditions

Let your glasses focus your eyes so you can focus on the important things in life.

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The last of the Mohican-hairstyle-wearing people still lining up for iPhones

We stumble upon Butch, possibly the last remaining iPhone liner-upper in the wild, and see what makes him tick.

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Material that cools down by glowing developed by researchers in Chiba and Osaka

Cool!

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Japanese doctor wins Ig Nobel Prize for learning we can kind of breathe in through our butts

Your ass may one day save your ass.

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