Master Blaster

Writer / Translator

Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Canada’s Steven Le Blanc and Japan’s Masami M, a pair who in addition to writing work are in English education and created the StudyNow app for Japanese students of English.

Together they have written somewhere around 1,500 articles for RocketNews24 covering such diverse topics as Chinese men selling sanitary napkins to each other and a Japanese guy dragging an ear of corn around the Tokyo train system. A few of these were actually good, but don’t take our word for it! Here’s what our beloved readers had to say:

“One isn't always in the mood for bold tastes. But when I'm in the mood for bold flavor I turn to you.”
“Stupid article. Who cares what the Japanese think it's cool. You don't call a monkey, "gorilla".”
“You know, this is about the most cogent explanation of how a turbocharger works that I have ever seen in the non-motorsports world.”
“Thanks for the article peter!”
“It's people like you who make exploitation possible.”
“It looks yummy and the story was great. Thank you for the smile.”

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Icon’s Mac & Cheese Burger contender for best burger in Tokyo【Taste test】

They’re overflowing with pasta and quality.

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Osaka governor suggests lowering voting age to 0 to curb population decline

Desperate times…

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Celebrate another year of life by putting it in jeopardy with this birthday candle flower

We try to set the night on FI-RE-AH! Read More

Sandwiches fit for a sumo served up in Osaka【Taste Test】

A sandwich is a sandwich but Osaka Tonkatsu is a meal.

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Japanese ramen restaurants under pressure from new yen banknotes

Times are tougher than undercooked noodles.

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Kyushu-exclusive Black Mont Blanc goes nationwide in a “Special” way

Yes, Mariko, there is a Special Black Mont Blanc.

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Masahiko Ozumi Paris in Osaka makes the comfiest desserts around

Pull up a creamy cushion and take a load off.

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Imitation crab meat shrine built in Kobe

Here to remind us that “almost” can be a wonderful thing.

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Japanese burger chain Mos Burger starting record label for musician fast food workers

Would you like some funk with that?

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This stylish turd from two Japanese companies will really tie your room together

What a piece of shit!

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Everyone in Japan will be Mr. or Mrs. Sato by 2531, according to study

We are legion. We are Sato.

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Japanese company uses “crow language” to keep them away from garbage 【Video】

Crow scare crow.

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Can slapping on some nose filters prevent the anguish of hay fever?

And is the illusion of snot better than actual snot?

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Hokkaido business will age your alcohol under the sea, let you watch it via smartphone

Age your wine in an octopus’s garden in the shade.

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Transforming some instant noodles to pizza with Shin Ramyun [SoraKitchen]

Instant noodles instantly become pizza.

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7-Eleven Japan teams up with two different curry restaurants for one curry dish

Putting two different restaurants’ foods side by side it a really innovative idea.

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Legendary Melon Bread by Tokyo Banana returns after 20-year absence【Taste Test】

It has awakened.

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Toyota built a life-sized Miraidon Pokémon and are letting people test drive it this weekend

The Miraidon is now.

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CoCo Ichibanya now selling Taiwanese Lo Bah Spice Curry for a limited time【Taste test】

The bah is set pretty lo for this curry.

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Let’s light up some Disney-authorized Mickey Mouse incense

So that’s what Mickey smells like?

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