Master Blaster

Writer / Translator

Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Canada’s Steven Le Blanc and Japan’s Masami M, a pair who in addition to writing work are in English education and created the StudyNow app for Japanese students of English.

Together they have written somewhere around 1,500 articles for RocketNews24 covering such diverse topics as Chinese men selling sanitary napkins to each other and a Japanese guy dragging an ear of corn around the Tokyo train system. A few of these were actually good, but don’t take our word for it! Here’s what our beloved readers had to say:

“One isn't always in the mood for bold tastes. But when I'm in the mood for bold flavor I turn to you.”
“Stupid article. Who cares what the Japanese think it's cool. You don't call a monkey, "gorilla".”
“You know, this is about the most cogent explanation of how a turbocharger works that I have ever seen in the non-motorsports world.”
“Thanks for the article peter!”
“It's people like you who make exploitation possible.”
“It looks yummy and the story was great. Thank you for the smile.”

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See 400 years of Osaka’s history in 10 minutes at housing museum’s new VR exhibit

You can’t keep a good city down.

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Police raid real casino in Tokyo where people gambled with online casinos

Yo dawg, I heard you like casinos.

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Highly toxic plant found for first time in Japan on Hokkaido University campus

Just a little touch will pack a punch.

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Mr. Sato discovers a Cremahop ice cream shop in Tokyo right when he needs it most

Fighting the wrath of nature with a natural ice cream.

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Investigating the mysterious “Shake Pippi” at Marugame Seimen udon restaurants

It’s only natural to want to shake your pippi.

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Fuji TV president to lean heavily into anime production to revive beleaguered network

Is anime the answer or just the only answer he knows?

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Tokio announces breakup following repeated harassment by member

Latest scandal simply too much for the remaining members to handle.

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Judo gold-medalist Aaron Wolf announces move to New Japan Pro-Wrestling

Oh my gawd, that’s Aaron Wolf’s music!

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Father and son arrested for impersonating Shohei Ohtani to commit fraud

With only $100 million in endorsements, it can be hard to make ends meet.

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An elegant and hefty cheeseburger bento awaits at the “Japanese Costco” Lopia

It’s so classy, you’ll want to eat it with a knife and fork.

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Soy sauce candy being handed out in Gunma to combat heat stroke

Oh… Hey, candy that tastes like soy sauce… Thanks?

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Test your might in forehead flicking with Decopin Buster

No need to use your head anymore for this simple game.

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Man dressed suspiciously warm for Japanese summer chased by helicopter and arrested for fraud

He was drawing too much heat.

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Yamanashi student jumps from building after eating “legal mood-enhancing” cookies sold online

Don’t take cookies from strangers.

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All cars in Japan to have systems preventing accidents from gas/brake pedal mistakes by 2028

Systems will be in place to prevent dangerous mix-ups.

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Motorized kick scooter violations nearly double the number of motorized kick scooters in Japan

Everyone seems to be scooting themselves right into trouble.

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Osaka man arrested for selling colorized version of the original Godzilla from 1954

Color me surprised!

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Final Fantasy IX gets its own pop-up store in Osaka and Tokyo for 25th anniversary

Final Fantasies grow up so fast, don’t they?

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7-Eleven selling “Japan’s longest roll of toilet paper” that’s 7.11 times longer than normal

Outstanding mileage for the size.

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Identity crises abound with the Okonomiyaki Burger from Lotteria and/or Zetteria in Osaka

Is it okonomiyaki or a burger and what is the name of this place?

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