Master Blaster

Writer / Translator

Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Canada’s Steven Le Blanc and Japan’s Masami M, a pair who in addition to writing work are in English education and created the StudyNow app for Japanese students of English.

Together they have written somewhere around 1,500 articles for RocketNews24 covering such diverse topics as Chinese men selling sanitary napkins to each other and a Japanese guy dragging an ear of corn around the Tokyo train system. A few of these were actually good, but don’t take our word for it! Here’s what our beloved readers had to say:

“One isn't always in the mood for bold tastes. But when I'm in the mood for bold flavor I turn to you.”
“Stupid article. Who cares what the Japanese think it's cool. You don't call a monkey, "gorilla".”
“You know, this is about the most cogent explanation of how a turbocharger works that I have ever seen in the non-motorsports world.”
“Thanks for the article peter!”
“It's people like you who make exploitation possible.”
“It looks yummy and the story was great. Thank you for the smile.”

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Tokyo International Shark Film Festival honors the contributions of sharks to the art of cinema

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to Loft, the TISFF returns.

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Man arrested for living in elderly woman’s home unnoticed for half a year

Unidentified suspect is a modern-day ninja, using his powers for creepiness.

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Seiji wants to invite his new girlfriend back to his place, but there’s just one problem…

Our writer dreams of playing video games with his newfound love in his apartment, but first he has to find it under all the garbage.

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Fish recycling program begins at conveyor-belt sushi chain Kurazushi

New project makes the popular chain the first of its kind to utilize 100 percent of the fish they acquire.

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Couple in China get married under romantic rain of fire and brimstone【Video】

A celebration where it isn’t really clear if the guests love or hate the couple getting married

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Jump magazine releases YouTube style app for manga, gives 100% ad revenue to content creators

Jump Rookie may be the best thing to happen to manga since big glassy eyes.

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Ludicrously unbelievable diet product claims to convert beer and chicken into water

New breakthrough boldly defies both science and common sense.

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Shoplifter drags drug store clerk 130 meters by car in Hyogo Prefecture

Tenacious clerk simply refused to let some vitamin-deficient bandits get away.

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Lawson convenience stores continue to hand people their coffee, even though no one wants them to

At Lawson convenience stores, they’ll hand you your coffee, and you’re gonna like it, dammit.

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Dragon Ball’s Frieza discovered conducting train in Japan’s Tokushima Prefecture

Maybe someone told him to “go train,” and he misunderstood.

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Chiba police looking for man threatening to kill kids who don’t play tag with him

Authorities keeping a close eye on parks in Narashina City for the repeat offender.

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Spider discovered that looks like an old man having a really good time

I haven’t seen a face like that since Friday night bingo.

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Okayama buses strike by continuing to run and refusing to take anyone’s money

If this tactic fails, drivers may even consider letting people cross the white line while the bus is in motion.

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After four years Cool Japan is “4.4 billion yen in the hole” and continuing to show few results

What happened? You used to be Cool, Japan!

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Police on the lookout for man offering young boys money for sneezes

Suspect is said to provide tissues as well.

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Gotta escape ’em all in real Pokémon game “Escape from the Amusement Park of Wind”

Finally, a real-world Pokémon adventure where you don’t have to worry about getting hit by a car.

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Cucumber Sprite? Japan was through with it before the rest of you all knew what to do with it

Allow me to declare in my best cola-nerd voice, “Pepsi already did it!”

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B’z guitar lost for 20 years found in 10 days using social media

They really should have thought of this sooner.

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“Annoying to put on clothes,” Kochi City official arrested for taking out garbage naked

Not saying I agree with what he did, but he does have a point.

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Chinese city begins fighting jaywalkers by spritzing them with mist【Video】

Pfft! Hear that? Pfft! That’s the sound of justice!

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