Master Blaster

Writer / Translator

Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Canada’s Steven Le Blanc and Japan’s Masami M, a pair who in addition to writing work are in English education and created the StudyNow app for Japanese students of English.

Together they have written somewhere around 1,500 articles for RocketNews24 covering such diverse topics as Chinese men selling sanitary napkins to each other and a Japanese guy dragging an ear of corn around the Tokyo train system. A few of these were actually good, but don’t take our word for it! Here’s what our beloved readers had to say:

“One isn't always in the mood for bold tastes. But when I'm in the mood for bold flavor I turn to you.”
“Stupid article. Who cares what the Japanese think it's cool. You don't call a monkey, "gorilla".”
“You know, this is about the most cogent explanation of how a turbocharger works that I have ever seen in the non-motorsports world.”
“Thanks for the article peter!”
“It's people like you who make exploitation possible.”
“It looks yummy and the story was great. Thank you for the smile.”

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Check out this atago pear from Shimane Prefecture, weighing in at 1.5 kilograms (3.3 pounds)

This pear’s shape has gone pear-shaped.

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Okayama ninja video credited with drastically improving traffic manners

Is there anything ninja can’t do?

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Why do people spend so long in jail without going to trial in Japan?

It’s the land of serial arresting.

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Exeggutor airplanes taking off from Solaseed Air in Miyazaki Prefecture, other Pokémon tag along

I only fly Exeggutor class.

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Octopus tentacle ear plugs coming to Japanese capsule toy machines

I’m a sucker for stylish ear protection.

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43-year-old bosozoku biker arrested for never growing out of his teenage riding style

No country for old bikers.

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Japanese makers of Tropicana fined 19 million yen for “100% Melon” juice with only 2% melon juice

Accountability never tasted so sweet.

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McDonald’s remixes Ado and Asmi hits along with the sound of their deep-fryer

A mouthwatering mix.

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Black Thunder to raise prices up to 35 yen (US$0.27) this March

Yes, that’s “to 35 yen” not “by 35 yen.”

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Curses for sale on Japan’s leading flea market site Mercari

Damnation delivered right to your door.

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Johnnys’ Jr. group leader makes breakthrough discovery in marine biology in downtown Osaka

You don’t get much more Japanese than an idol fishing for eel on the Dotonbori.

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Can our writers’ taste buds pick out the luxury kamaboko fish cake from these two?

Everyone’s loco for kamaboko!

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Lucky Chinese dumpling sushi rolls coming in February

Confused? You should be.

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Robotic pillow “Fufuly” by Tokyo-based company shown at CES 2023

Rise of the machine…pillows.

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Kicking off the new year with a gathering of the most famous dekotora in Japan

Who needs fireworks when you got this?

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Japanese food court cream puff chain has 1-hour lineups for lucky bags

Everyone wants a piece of Beard Papa this New Year’s.

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Mr. Sato goes back to the junk shops of Akihabara, where the real lucky bag action is

It just wouldn’t be New Year’s without a bag of junk.

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Air from 2022 for sale on Japanese flea market app Mercari

Start the new year off with some great deals on vintage air!

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First episode trailer for Trigun reboot released, series starts January 17

Thankfully, they didn’t try to make it live-action. Read More

Thanko’s lucky bag for 2023 brings the heat in more ways than one

It even brings the cold at times.

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