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Master Blaster
Writer / Translator
Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Canada’s Steven Le Blanc and Japan’s Masami M, a pair who in addition to writing work are in English education and created the StudyNow app for Japanese students of English.
Together they have written somewhere around 1,500 articles for RocketNews24 covering such diverse topics as Chinese men selling sanitary napkins to each other and a Japanese guy dragging an ear of corn around the Tokyo train system. A few of these were actually good, but don’t take our word for it! Here’s what our beloved readers had to say:
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Nissin not only makes delicious noodles, they make the world a better place through innovation.
The one and only “Keyboard Crusher” is back, and hopes Japan will buy his new gangsta rap album.
Once again, Japan comes out as the least offended when someone seemingly appropriates their culture.
Our writer dreams of playing video games with his newfound love in his apartment, but first he has to find it under all the garbage.
New project makes the popular chain the first of its kind to utilize 100 percent of the fish they acquire.
A celebration where it isn’t really clear if the guests love or hate the couple getting married.
At Lawson convenience stores, they’ll hand you your coffee, and you’re gonna like it, dammit.
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