Master Blaster

Writer / Translator

Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Canada’s Steven Le Blanc and Japan’s Masami M, a pair who in addition to writing work are in English education and created the StudyNow app for Japanese students of English.

Together they have written somewhere around 1,500 articles for RocketNews24 covering such diverse topics as Chinese men selling sanitary napkins to each other and a Japanese guy dragging an ear of corn around the Tokyo train system. A few of these were actually good, but don’t take our word for it! Here’s what our beloved readers had to say:

“One isn't always in the mood for bold tastes. But when I'm in the mood for bold flavor I turn to you.”
“Stupid article. Who cares what the Japanese think it's cool. You don't call a monkey, "gorilla".”
“You know, this is about the most cogent explanation of how a turbocharger works that I have ever seen in the non-motorsports world.”
“Thanks for the article peter!”
“It's people like you who make exploitation possible.”
“It looks yummy and the story was great. Thank you for the smile.”

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Award-winning umbrella that transports you into a manga finally hits the market

Other award-winning items up for sale include rags that look cuter with dirt and tea that tastes like the cosmos.

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Mr. Sato asks the police how he can avoid getting hassled by them

Even when he’s not dressed as a glam rocker, Mr. Sato can’t help but draw the suspicion of Tokyo law enforcement.

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Pig bone pudding available online with the slogan: “No, seriously”

Promises the great taste of tonkotsu ramen, in a pudding!

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Space agency in Japan has a surprising hidden girl in its visitor maps

Once you see her you’ll never unsee her… which sucks if you need to find your way around the Tsukuba Space Center.

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Bat soup in Palau is pretty intense

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and that goes for meals as well.

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Nippon TV secretly records Asahi Newspaper reporter secretly recording up woman’s skirt

“As long as everybody is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.” (Marge Simpson)

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“Most luxurious consommé potato chips” on the way, flavored with wagyu, lobster, white wine

As if consommé potato chips alone didn’t sound fancy enough.

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There is a little piece of heaven that only appears for up to an hour a day in Palau

The gorgeous Long Beach lets us in for a brief thirty minutes.

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Cup Noodle releases limited edition prehistoric instant ramen vessel for 60,000 yen each

National treasures past and present collide!

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Doctors Without Borders Japan gets a birthday greeting from the anime world

Her cake for Médecins Sans Frontières may even come à la mode.

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Requiem for a smartphone buyer: Mr. Sato gets no iPhone X but has a new lease on life

They say acceptance and hope are the final stages of moving on from a loss.

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Mr. Sato comes out of retirement to wait for the iPhone X three days in advance

Our grizzled line-waiting reporter dusts off his portable chargers for one last score.

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Lone Tokyo cab driver offering passengers his personal thesis on latest Godzilla movie

And in doing so becomes a legend.

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We visit Palau and declare it the second best country for sushi in the world

Once again great things come in small packages.

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Many in Japan ask, “Why don’t our train ticket machines just ask us for our destination?”

Most Japanese machines adhere to the philosophy that traveling is not about the destination, but the journey.

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The long road of the Chusonji Lotus spans nearly a millennium of Japanese history

The Chusonji Lotus is a truly epic flower.

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Yaro Ramen to begin subscription service, become the Netflix of noodles

Want delicious ramen without worrying about what’s in your pocket? Now there’s an app for that too.

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Naturally brown-haired Osaka student sues government for forcing her to dye her hair black

Teachers felt student was disruptive to education with her wild brown hair.

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Chinese engineer makes own robot wife to get parents off his back

Technology solves yet another of life’s problems.

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Mr. Sato gets his palm read by a computer at Kyoto Tower

It just wouldn’t be a trip to Kyoto without an automated fortune telling.

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