Governor doesn’t specify whether his desired bear-fighting drones would drop anvils or some other, less cartoony payload.
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Tells people with few children to put their hands over their hearts and regret their actions.
Top politician in Tokyo’s neighbor says higher prices for inbound travelers would be like fining them for coming to the country.
While other high-ranking politicians waited for the escalator, digital policymaker opted for analog method.
City council chairperson’s reverse of course on relaxed dress code sparks resolution of no confidence.
”I can’t even comment on such delusion,” says security council deputy chairman, but still recommends ritual disembowelment.
New policy follows backlash from citizens after city council members seen napping, reading novels during discussions.
Travel restrictions finally set to be lifted as country returns to pre-pandemic entry procedures.
With Tokyo’s infection numbers spiking, wearing a mask is important, but this was the wrong mask to wear.
Following reception by the Japanese government, it was the Kiwi Brothers’ turn to say hello.