Right after the game went on sale, the Internet’s greatest minds went to work unlocking its dark secrets.
Master Blaster
Writer / Translator
Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Canada’s Steven Le Blanc and Japan’s Masami M, a pair who in addition to writing work are in English education and created the StudyNow app for Japanese students of English.
Together they have written somewhere around 1,500 articles for RocketNews24 covering such diverse topics as Chinese men selling sanitary napkins to each other and a Japanese guy dragging an ear of corn around the Tokyo train system. A few of these were actually good, but don’t take our word for it! Here’s what our beloved readers had to say:
“One isn't always in the mood for bold tastes. But when I'm in the mood for bold flavor I turn to you.”
“Stupid article. Who cares what the Japanese think it's cool. You don't call a monkey, "gorilla".”
“You know, this is about the most cogent explanation of how a turbocharger works that I have ever seen in the non-motorsports world.”
“Thanks for the article peter!”
“It's people like you who make exploitation possible.”
“It looks yummy and the story was great. Thank you for the smile.”
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Seiji continues his mad quest to make this website FaucetNews24 with his endless makeshift plastic bottle taps.
Annual ranking takes a look back at the things the Internet was discussing the most in Japan this year.
Lawson convenience stores took two staples of Japanese cuisine and smashed them together for our pleasure.
This makeshift faucet made with just a plastic bottle is simple but can be a lifesaver in times of need.
Japanese schools continue in their quest to make math as annoying and tedious as possible.
Can the collective Internet come up with a possible solution, or just crack a bunch of monkey jokes?
In other words, now’s probably a good time to get all that valuable data onto removable physical media.
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