Master Blaster

Writer / Translator

Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Canada’s Steven Le Blanc and Japan’s Masami M, a pair who in addition to writing work are in English education and created the StudyNow app for Japanese students of English.

Together they have written somewhere around 1,500 articles for RocketNews24 covering such diverse topics as Chinese men selling sanitary napkins to each other and a Japanese guy dragging an ear of corn around the Tokyo train system. A few of these were actually good, but don’t take our word for it! Here’s what our beloved readers had to say:

“One isn't always in the mood for bold tastes. But when I'm in the mood for bold flavor I turn to you.”
“Stupid article. Who cares what the Japanese think it's cool. You don't call a monkey, "gorilla".”
“You know, this is about the most cogent explanation of how a turbocharger works that I have ever seen in the non-motorsports world.”
“Thanks for the article peter!”
“It's people like you who make exploitation possible.”
“It looks yummy and the story was great. Thank you for the smile.”

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Himakajima: The Japanese island with one traffic light that only turns green once a year

In this town, green means its time to renew your Netflix subscription.

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Family Mart holds its first-ever Mint Chocolate Fair with 9 intriguing types of snacks

Great balls of chocolate-covered mint gummy!

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Kanagawa woman arrested for calling police 1,200 times in 8 days, saying “Merry Christmas, Die!”

I think she’s confusing Christmas with Easter.

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Czech Republic makes multi-eyed mascot friend for Osaka’s multi-eyed Myaku-Myaku mascot

So happy together…

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2nd line of Casio watch rings hits Japanese capsule machines and we got the secret one!

Spoiler alert for those who like capsule surprises.

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Does adding matcha to mayonnaise change the taste as much as the look?

Matchonnaise!

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Rage against the smoothie machine with this 7-Eleven drink hack【Taste test】

Not so smooth now…

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Kumamoto Governor embroiled in flower scandal

Governor Kimura was accused of dealing pot…s of flowers.

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We save money on crotchless jeans from Japanese brand Beams by making our own

Addition by subtraction.

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Icon’s Mac & Cheese Burger contender for best burger in Tokyo【Taste test】

They’re overflowing with pasta and quality.

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Osaka governor suggests lowering voting age to 0 to curb population decline

Desperate times…

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Celebrate another year of life by putting it in jeopardy with this birthday candle flower

We try to set the night on FI-RE-AH! Read More

Sandwiches fit for a sumo served up in Osaka【Taste Test】

A sandwich is a sandwich but Osaka Tonkatsu is a meal.

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Japanese ramen restaurants under pressure from new yen banknotes

Times are tougher than undercooked noodles.

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Kyushu-exclusive Black Mont Blanc goes nationwide in a “Special” way

Yes, Mariko, there is a Special Black Mont Blanc.

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Masahiko Ozumi Paris in Osaka makes the comfiest desserts around

Pull up a creamy cushion and take a load off.

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Imitation crab meat shrine built in Kobe

Here to remind us that “almost” can be a wonderful thing.

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Japanese burger chain Mos Burger starting record label for musician fast food workers

Would you like some funk with that?

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This stylish turd from two Japanese companies will really tie your room together

What a piece of shit!

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Everyone in Japan will be Mr. or Mrs. Sato by 2531, according to study

We are legion. We are Sato.

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