Master Blaster

Writer / Translator

Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Canada’s Steven Le Blanc and Japan’s Masami M, a pair who in addition to writing work are in English education and created the StudyNow app for Japanese students of English.

Together they have written somewhere around 1,500 articles for RocketNews24 covering such diverse topics as Chinese men selling sanitary napkins to each other and a Japanese guy dragging an ear of corn around the Tokyo train system. A few of these were actually good, but don’t take our word for it! Here’s what our beloved readers had to say:

“One isn't always in the mood for bold tastes. But when I'm in the mood for bold flavor I turn to you.”
“Stupid article. Who cares what the Japanese think it's cool. You don't call a monkey, "gorilla".”
“You know, this is about the most cogent explanation of how a turbocharger works that I have ever seen in the non-motorsports world.”
“Thanks for the article peter!”
“It's people like you who make exploitation possible.”
“It looks yummy and the story was great. Thank you for the smile.”

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We try eating, and also try to eat, a shark burger and deep sea fish burger【Taste test?】

We taste seafood and defeat.

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Go on a sh*tty shopping spree at Unco Store poop-themed goods boutique

What a load of crap!

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Breakthrough in chimpanzee pee made by Kyoto University

Monkey see, monkey pee… I know they’re apes. It’s a figure of speech so get off my back.

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New instant noodles taste like that bland spaghetti they stick under hamburger in bentos

All that excitement and magic is harnessed in one cup.

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Japanese junior high students make air freshener from stink bugs

Not all stink bugs…

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Lucky leaping leopards! It’s the fukubukuro for Osaka ladies and now men too

Ride the tiger!

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Osaka woman causes 8 separate traffic accidents in 35 minutes

Suspect claims she wasn’t driving dangerously and wasn’t driving.

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Wish your loved ones great success this year with a slab of breaded beef in a sushi roll

I love the smell of beef sushi in the morning – it smells like victory.

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Our writer of Korean descent weighs in on using Korean names in Japan

Does the name make the person or the person make the name?

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Sushiro and Black Thunder fall in love with each other again for Valentine’s Day

Love is a many-synergistic thing.

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Let’s go open a Lego Japan lucky bag…o

Lots of assembly required.

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Why are there so many Hokkaido food fairs in Japanese department stores these days?

Holy cow, Hokkaido!

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Man who stole two packs of ground beef tracked by police for about 1,000 kilometers across Japan

The law’s arm really is long!

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Police called out to investigate suspicious Santa in Wakayama

Santa Claus came to town and police are called in to find or if he’s naughty of nice.

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Makers of Dassai to brew sake in space and sell 100 milliliters for 100 million yen

To boldly brew where no one has brewed before…

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Our Japanese writers dress up as Winter Shogun

What better way to wait out the cold than with some interpretive cosplay?

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Japanese company develops classy heavy metal band frames for glasses

It’s like a T-shirt for your face.

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Toyota gets second Guinness World Record for basketball playing humanoid robot

Yeah, but his D is weak if you ask me.

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DJ Police called in to help prevent bear attacks in northern Japan

Last night a DJ saved my life… from a bear.

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Sagami Railway and Adobe hope AI can help stop Japanese train photographers from being jerks

Finally, a use of AI we can all get behind.

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