Master Blaster

Writer / Translator

Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Canada’s Steven Le Blanc and Japan’s Masami M, a pair who in addition to writing work are in English education and created the StudyNow app for Japanese students of English.

Together they have written somewhere around 1,500 articles for RocketNews24 covering such diverse topics as Chinese men selling sanitary napkins to each other and a Japanese guy dragging an ear of corn around the Tokyo train system. A few of these were actually good, but don’t take our word for it! Here’s what our beloved readers had to say:

“One isn't always in the mood for bold tastes. But when I'm in the mood for bold flavor I turn to you.”
“Stupid article. Who cares what the Japanese think it's cool. You don't call a monkey, "gorilla".”
“You know, this is about the most cogent explanation of how a turbocharger works that I have ever seen in the non-motorsports world.”
“Thanks for the article peter!”
“It's people like you who make exploitation possible.”
“It looks yummy and the story was great. Thank you for the smile.”

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Pouches that play the Yobikumi-kun Japanese supermarket jingle on sale now

A rare chance to get a relatively cheap Yobikumi-kun!

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Fukushima man arrested for defecating on another person’s bicycle seat

The suspect claims to have been attracted to the victim.

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Hyogo man arrested for stealing over 1,000 New Year greeting cards to “distract from loneliness”

1,000 is the loneliest number.

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Osaka man arrested after paying phone bill in the middle of crime spree

Crime doesn’t pay.

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Restaurant-quality frozen ramen that doesn’t need water added to go on sale 20 February

Water isn’t added, but the taste of Kitakata Ramen Bannai is.

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Using the power of cosplay and friendship to stay warm this winter

Co-workers that hair together stay together.

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Japanese celebs go on “patrol” to help revolving sushi chain Sushiro

I’m doing my part!

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Looking for cheap sightseeing in Tokyo? How about these rad stairs at Za-Koenji Public Theatre?

These stairs draw a lot of stares.

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We investigate a block of abandoned Russian territory in Nagasaki

And in Soviet Nagasaki, the block investigates us!

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Is it the end of Japan’s conveyor belt sushi as we know it?

And I don’t feel all that fine.

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Synthetic fossil fuels made from light, water, and CO2 in the air tested in Osaka

A fuel that consumes the CO2 it produces to make more of itself.

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Panasonic says to stop wearing socks while you sleep

I’m going to call Sony for a second opinion.

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Lawson convenience stores up-sizing several items by 47 percent, but for the same price, for February

The move is intended to provide relief from rising prices.

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Fun with Kaki No Tane rice cracker ice cream sandwiches【Taste test】 

Just when you thought ice cream couldn’t get any better.

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Black Thunder chocolate brings us the future of Valentine’s Day: Crabs!

And Crab Thunder is coming up with new and inventive ways to give us crabs.

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Nitori furniture store guard arrested for shoplifting from Nitori furniture store

Hard to find good help these days.

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Anti-insect laser gun turrets designed by Osaka University, expected to work on roaches too

You’ve never seen a bug zapper quite like this.

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Sickle-wielding attacker safely fended off by victim’s umbrella in Aomori

The umbrella is mightier than the sickle.

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Mr. Sato angers the potato gods of Kogane No Potatorado restaurant

Finally, a restaurant that uses the aesthetic of a used video game store.

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Check out this atago pear from Shimane Prefecture, weighing in at 1.5 kilograms (3.3 pounds)

This pear’s shape has gone pear-shaped.

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