Master Blaster

Writer / Translator

Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Canada’s Steven Le Blanc and Japan’s Masami M, a pair who in addition to writing work are in English education and created the StudyNow app for Japanese students of English.

Together they have written somewhere around 1,500 articles for RocketNews24 covering such diverse topics as Chinese men selling sanitary napkins to each other and a Japanese guy dragging an ear of corn around the Tokyo train system. A few of these were actually good, but don’t take our word for it! Here’s what our beloved readers had to say:

“One isn't always in the mood for bold tastes. But when I'm in the mood for bold flavor I turn to you.”
“Stupid article. Who cares what the Japanese think it's cool. You don't call a monkey, "gorilla".”
“You know, this is about the most cogent explanation of how a turbocharger works that I have ever seen in the non-motorsports world.”
“Thanks for the article peter!”
“It's people like you who make exploitation possible.”
“It looks yummy and the story was great. Thank you for the smile.”

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Age-ravaged Mr. Sato seeks beauty help from Lift Up Trainer Buru Buru Buru Ko

Mr. Sato shoves vibrating plastic lips in his mouth in hopes of reclaiming his youth.

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Black rain falls over parts of Saitama Prefecture

This is fine. Everything’s fine.

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Japanese truck driver steals 5,800 bicycle seats over 25 years “for fun”

We all have our vices.

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Perfume fans insult Perfume by being angry at celebrity who didn’t really insult Perfume

Either that or this was sarcasm on an unheard-of scale.

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Japanese public intoxication on parade in new line of capsule toys

You know, for kids.

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Inventor of the Konami Code Kazuhisa Hashimoto dies at 61

Golden-age Konami programmer left an indelible mark on gaming and digital entertainment.

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Fisherman attacked by wild boar jumping out of the ocean, defeats it with bare hands

Boars can do that apparently.

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Dark ale made with crickets coming to Shibuya this March

Insects aside, it’s just nice to get more variety in the dark ale market in Japan.

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460-year-old human sacrifice victim chimes in on Love Live! controversy

Teenage girl who was ritualistically buried alive during the Middle Ages says she can relate.

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Confessions of a 46-year-old Japanese male pole dancer

Mr. Sato shares how pole dancing changed his life and could change yours.

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Train brought to emergency stop because someone coughed in it

Commuters starting to turn on their unmasked peers.

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Kobe hospital robbed of 6,000 surgical masks

Mask bandits may or may not have been masked bandits.

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Kenshi Yonezu’s “Paprika” might be a much heavier song than we thought

Mega-hit kids’ song may very well be an ode to the dead.

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New edition canned fish rings in capsule machines nationwide, now with tuna!

It’s never been a better time to be a tuna can enthusiast.

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Do 100-yen hair removal pads do the trick, or leave our reporters the hairy messes they are?

Is being a “kuru kuru Princess” really all it’s cracked up to be?

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Noriyuki Makihara shoots to the top of Amazon sales ranking because he was arrested for speed possession

Many are rushing to buy his stuff before the publishers decide to wipe him out of existence.

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A warning to think twice before taking photos of a crab dinner lying in a Japanese subway station

That discarded meal might not be what it seems.

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New Osamu Tezuka manga to be released this month, penned by AI

We will soon see if AI can recreate the magic of the God of Manga.

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Amazing Chocolate tools a perfect fit for Japanese Valentine’s Day

Tell that special guy how you feel with an exquisite rusty nut and washer.

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Egashira 2:50 denied ad revenue for YouTube channel

Looks like they had a problem with him sticking brushes up his butt.

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