Master Blaster

Writer / Translator

Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Canada’s Steven Le Blanc and Japan’s Masami M, a pair who in addition to writing work are in English education and created the StudyNow app for Japanese students of English.

Together they have written somewhere around 1,500 articles for RocketNews24 covering such diverse topics as Chinese men selling sanitary napkins to each other and a Japanese guy dragging an ear of corn around the Tokyo train system. A few of these were actually good, but don’t take our word for it! Here’s what our beloved readers had to say:

“One isn't always in the mood for bold tastes. But when I'm in the mood for bold flavor I turn to you.”
“Stupid article. Who cares what the Japanese think it's cool. You don't call a monkey, "gorilla".”
“You know, this is about the most cogent explanation of how a turbocharger works that I have ever seen in the non-motorsports world.”
“Thanks for the article peter!”
“It's people like you who make exploitation possible.”
“It looks yummy and the story was great. Thank you for the smile.”

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Japanese company president arrested for making employee take the fall for his hit-and-run

He should get about five to 10 years’ overtime for this.

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Man arrested for threatening a shrine in Kyoto because they used AI art

Sometimes you have to ask yourself, “Am I acting like a demon?”

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Japan worried about its aging population… of traffic lights

The spirit is willing, but the light is weak.

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Japan’s first “smartphone dementia” clinic opens in Tokyo and online

Ugh, the name of the clinic is on the tip of my tongue… Lemme check my smartphone.

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Kuwana City officially outlaws making staff get down on all fours to apologize

But is a strongly worded letter enough?

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Police to ticket cyclists riding on sidewalks, which amounts to almost all cyclists in Japan

I hope they have a lot of paper.

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The Great Parm Exhibition coming to Harajuku, Tokyo for frozen treat’s 20th anniversary

What’s the Parm in a little celebration?

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Nagoshi no Harae: the summer Shinto ritual that most Japanese people don’t even know about

Have you finished all your Nagoshi no Harae shopping yet?

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Japan Railways to test weak air conditioning in some Shinkansen cars this summer

Check out which ones so you can get the temperature that’s right for you.

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Hotel in Osaka offering shaved ice based on historical Japanese warlords

Nobunaga’s edible ambition.

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App that lets you hunt down discounted food about to expire available at the Expo too

Good way to get the best deals in town, just not the freshest deals.

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See 400 years of Osaka’s history in 10 minutes at housing museum’s new VR exhibit

You can’t keep a good city down.

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Police raid real casino in Tokyo where people gambled with online casinos

Yo dawg, I heard you like casinos.

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Highly toxic plant found for first time in Japan on Hokkaido University campus

Just a little touch will pack a punch.

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Mr. Sato discovers a Cremahop ice cream shop in Tokyo right when he needs it most

Fighting the wrath of nature with a natural ice cream.

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Investigating the mysterious “Shake Pippi” at Marugame Seimen udon restaurants

It’s only natural to want to shake your pippi.

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Fuji TV president to lean heavily into anime production to revive beleaguered network

Is anime the answer or just the only answer he knows?

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Tokio announces breakup following repeated harassment by member

Latest scandal simply too much for the remaining members to handle.

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Judo gold-medalist Aaron Wolf announces move to New Japan Pro-Wrestling

Oh my gawd, that’s Aaron Wolf’s music!

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Father and son arrested for impersonating Shohei Ohtani to commit fraud

With only $100 million in endorsements, it can be hard to make ends meet.

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