Master Blaster

Writer / Translator

Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Canada’s Steven Le Blanc and Japan’s Masami M, a pair who in addition to writing work are in English education and created the StudyNow app for Japanese students of English.

Together they have written somewhere around 1,500 articles for RocketNews24 covering such diverse topics as Chinese men selling sanitary napkins to each other and a Japanese guy dragging an ear of corn around the Tokyo train system. A few of these were actually good, but don’t take our word for it! Here’s what our beloved readers had to say:

“One isn't always in the mood for bold tastes. But when I'm in the mood for bold flavor I turn to you.”
“Stupid article. Who cares what the Japanese think it's cool. You don't call a monkey, "gorilla".”
“You know, this is about the most cogent explanation of how a turbocharger works that I have ever seen in the non-motorsports world.”
“Thanks for the article peter!”
“It's people like you who make exploitation possible.”
“It looks yummy and the story was great. Thank you for the smile.”

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Children’s books about hybrid mouse-bread thief celebrates 5th anniversary with huge event

If bread theft is wrong, then baby, I don’t wanna be right.

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Young Magazine to give away special US-only edition with works by new and legendary mangaka

Over 1,000 pages of free manga goodness.

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Japanese guitar maker Fernandes declares bankruptcy due to plummeting sales

The patch cable has been pulled.

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Toy guns won from crane games all over Japan could be used as real guns, warn police

Good thing those machines are really hard to win at.

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Toto to release next-gen Japanese toilet tech that scans and keeps track of your poop

Captain’s log…

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Japanese can maker says it’s OK to microwave cans with their new invention

Can the Range de Can do what it says it can?

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Upright napping capsules on sale in Japan now

Take a load off and stand a spell.

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Japan has a new energy drink designed to pair with one of its favorite instant noodle brands

Get in the U.F.O. ZONe and brace yourself.

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Japanese government urging citizens to use generative AI more

Government would be happy if you at least tried generating a mildly bawdy limerick.

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Japan to make foreign driver’s license conversions more difficult, exclude tourists from eligibility

Tests to become more like regular Japanese license exams, which is to say, crazy hard.

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Milk made from yeast rather than animals or plants developed in Japan

Asahi hopes you like Like Milk more than you like milk or other drinks like milk.

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Strongest-ever Dodekamin energy drink approved by Japan’s Home Economics Dragon

Lourd Leger likes it! He really likes it!

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Game of Jenga filled with high-grade whiskey goes on sale in Japan for nearly 2 million yen

You take a shot from the bottom and put it on top.

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Rental grandma service growing in Japan, can help cook or break up with boyfriends

Get a grandma delivered right to your door.

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We build a snake house for the rat snake living in our cheap country home【SoraHouse】

Everyone deserves a home.

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Japanese company president arrested for making employee take the fall for his hit-and-run

He should get about five to 10 years’ overtime for this.

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Man arrested for threatening a shrine in Kyoto because they used AI art

Sometimes you have to ask yourself, “Am I acting like a demon?”

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Japan worried about its aging population… of traffic lights

The spirit is willing, but the light is weak.

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Japan’s first “smartphone dementia” clinic opens in Tokyo and online

Ugh, the name of the clinic is on the tip of my tongue… Lemme check my smartphone.

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Kuwana City officially outlaws making staff get down on all fours to apologize

But is a strongly worded letter enough?

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